Fluant your hearing crabs

By Ljuke. Forget where. Carlisle? Nice bold lettering though.

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Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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30 Responses to Fluant your hearing crabs

  1. The Legend 101's avatar The Legend 101 says:

    Wouldn’t be a seafood resturant?

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  2. Shazza's avatar Shazza says:

    Never knew they couldn’t.

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  3. Rolly's avatar Rolly says:

    Clacking their claws, even, and fluanting their freshness.

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  4. Lucky Star's avatar Lucky Star says:

    I assume it’s best to watch what you say at this place then. Wouldn’t want the crabs to hear something and be insulted or anything.

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  5. Ljuke's avatar Ljuke says:

    The top one is at Riverton Village, a serial offender in bad spelling and home of Go Nutz. The bottom one is possibly Sir Charles Gairdner Hospital, though I can’t really remember now.

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    • Lucky Star's avatar Lucky Star says:

      Hopefully the second one wasn’t outside the fertility clinic over at Charlies. Although it would be amusing if it was…

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  6. David Cohen's avatar David Cohen says:

    Fresh ragged claws
    Scuttling across the reg. lawn:
    Carapace fluanting.

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  7. orbea's avatar orbea says:

    both wir-ed and gaint
    is the legend one oh one
    crabs a speshulty

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  8. Tullio's avatar Tullio says:

    This is just an example of a brave new cuisine: seefood.

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  9. Pete's avatar Pete says:

    Can’t wait for the Fuschia Cunts to get to this post. Make sense of this, future.

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  10. DMc's avatar DMc says:

    I’d prefer, “Fluant, you’re hearing, crabs.” ?

    Or maybe… “Fluant, you’re hearing crabs!” ?

    Although; “Fluant, you’re herring, crabs,” sounds delishus.

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  11. Jaidyn-Jaxxon's avatar Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    I’d say if you’re hearing crabs, DEFINITELY fluant it.

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