More suburb bashing. By TG of Swanview. 
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The Worst of Perth 
Slow fat train coming,
fancy Swan View dining car:
Midland Maccas stop.
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Come along Thomas
Get in the fucken car NOW
Or no Happy Meal
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Whats so bad about a traffic light im rating it because I like it.
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do you ever read the text, or check the detail?
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Prolly can only read pitchurs.
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Suburb bashing? Sure, I’ll start with my own suburb. The sign is perfect for the entrance to Kwinana Hub shopping centre . If you want decent food like fresh oysters or cavier, forget it – bogans don’t eat them. The selection of fruit & vegies is dismal, too. I’m thinking of moving to Albany next year – better food, beautiful coastline, cooler weather, and worsts galore.
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Wouldn’t know about this suburb. Like Bento when he/she travels Wannaroo Rd, my eyes would be wide shut.
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I’m sure they meant to leave out the ‘o’. From the small amount of time I’ve spent around Swan View, I’ve gathered the C-Bomb is the most commonly used word for that area. And that’s before you meet the non-reflective population.
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There are parts of Swan View, those not sans view and/or directly facing John Forrest National Park at least, which are actually very nice. As a middle class further-up-the-hill high school student, I slummed it for two years at Swan View High, which seemed like a better choice than Governor Stirling at the time. Anyway, the “welcome” in question could easily be indicating the way from Swan View toward one of its even fatter wrong-side-of-the-tracks adjacent suburbs. Midvale is a likely candidate, though Stratton is also a possibility.
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Stratton AKA Strapon
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Basically anything east of Talbot Rd is ok. Below that? Guard your wallet and your electrical boxes.
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“Hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife, and hide yo’ husband, cuz they rapin’ e’erybody out here…”
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