The famous, mythic, elusive Australia Post White Cum Valley letter believed lost, has been found by operatives connected to Natalia fan #1. Viva. 
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I expect none less than a slurry of piss-poor Perth suburb puns, preferably of a sexual or excretal nature.
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*and/or*
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Done, and done.
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What other colour would it be??
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In Et Tu Babe, his turns cyan before briefly bursting into flame.
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……and when the One-Eyed, One Horned Flying Purple People Eater came……?
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And…spruut!
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meant to re-direct to Upper Swan
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Send it back to Welshpoo
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And then Innaloo, final destination Darch.
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Would rather be Innaloo than Upper Swan any day.
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Send it to Darch via Grogan Road.
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Darch just sounds dirty. Like it should be used in the context of “Joe’s in the bathroom snapping off a Darch”.
Funny you mention Grogan Road. We lived around the corner from a Grogan Close in Lockridge a few years ago. I don’t know which was the bigger turd – that street or the whole suburb in general.
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Wait, is that a spoof of White Gum Valley. Oh cum on, I mean jizz people – grow up.
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A regular load of great puns there Cybil, and you’re quite the spunk to boot.
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Every sperm is sacred, cybill.
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I’m glad to see men get it.
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Yoghurt it indeed…no man batter than this sprog, not glazing over my head in any custardy battle.
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Oh I missed the chance to get in on the gag.
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is White Cum Valley near cleavage?
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Yeah, it’s roundabout in that neck of the woods.
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I dont get it, Where is White Cum Valley anyway
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White Gum Valley is a small suburb somewhere between Fremantle, O’Connor and East Fremantle.
As for White Cum Valley, well, I guess it’s wherever one’s spruut lands on their playfellow and millions live there, albeit temporarily.
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Isn’t this where all the wankers live?
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Sigh. Looks like the Data Entry Clerk jizzed up the spelling again.
Does anyone else remember the Orange People branch in WGV in the mid 80s?
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I’m not familiar with the WGV branch, Frank, but they just don’t make religions like they used to. Tough titties.
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There is still a few around Frank. They are now referred to as San Yassan (sp?).
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Not Osho any more?
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Got it! You mean Sanyassin, Shazz.
I think that is a generic term for Hindu faithful.
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There ya go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanyassin
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oh yeah thanks B.O.T (Bag O Turnips) im dont really know the Fremantle Area.
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Has anyone seen Vegan he hasnt been here lately so i dont know if went on holiday or what happend to him.
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vegan is a she, and has been on hols and away from the internet since christmas. unfortunately, she is now back.
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alright then Vegan, how embarising every since i saw your gravatar profile i thought you where a guy.
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legend, you really are showing your age!
the gravatar pic is margaret whitlam, wife of gough whitlam, prime minister of australia in the early 1970s.
although you probably wouldn’t be the first to think she was just a little masculine.
and where’s your pic?
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I think gravatar is a pretty cool guy…
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OMG what the hell
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im really dont know what to belive any more anyway.
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Wired.
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oh, i need to check my email because i only just joined Gravatar so thats why i dont have a profile yet.
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