Will be in Bridgetown. Not sure whether to expect worsts or not, but is in the country, so it might be ball deep in rurotards for all I know.
Bento snapped a lovely comment on Paul Nurry’s latest tosh.
Hokusan shows that taggers still love their Mums.Better than a painted sheet hanging over the freeway.
Last week I accused Lani of making the rookie’s mistake of not getting the back door of the Preston sculpture, but it was actually my fault for not scrolling the whole picture slideshow. Here it is. Magnificent.
And Outrage Cohen sees a gem in the remainder bin.
Worst well.
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Than Allanp has a way with words.
I am unable to interpret the statue’s symbolic meaning. “When you feel like a horse’s ass, feed…the…horse’s head…some…soup? Or maybe a big dish of cheesy leaks?”
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allanp757 is clearly the standout worst in this fine field. And from that perfect angle, the statue is even more evocative of Kentucky, and Fev. No, wait. That was the NRL.
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Yep, I’m glad I don’t know what it means :)
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Bridgetown looks to have couple of good hotels for nursing ponies, and the Town Hall seems interesting too. The chinese & italian place sounds like it has some worst potential, and it’s good to see some mobile apostrophe abuse.
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Staying on farm 5ks out. Absolutely not worst. Will be swimming in the farm dam later. Kangaroos frogs chickens. State Forrest. Beautiful. Might check out the town for worsts later.
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It’s a nice town. Good brekky at the hotel on the main drag to.
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too.
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Balingup’s nicer
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But the statues!
Freak.
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Please visit the Jigsaw museum. Just behind the Tourist Information, it is truly a thing of joy. Because it is a place of holiday, I do not know whether it is a Worst or Not Worst. I rely on your objective viewpoint.
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Mounted in various ways. Onya, Jessie.
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Meat-head is a term of derision that seems to have fallen from popular usage. Which is a shame because Brendan Fevola is a meat-head.
Perhaps while reading “My Footy Book”, it is worth taking a moment to consider the strange quirk of fate that has Brendan earning several hundred thousand dollars a year instead of mowing your lawn or doing your brick paving.
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Nurry, Favola and that sculpture
three horses arses in one post
why do the West still employ Nurry now that he works for Fairfax? Is he saving up his comments on proper news for his radio show, and all the West get is this drivel about compulsory voting?
Next week he will be ignoring the floods and the Arizona shootings to discuss the quality of street lighting in the outer suburbs
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At least Nurry can spell, or at least knows how to use spell check. Fevola? Fuck me!! (not literally of course)
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The key to correct spelling is to not use spellcheck, which doesn’t recognise when an incorrect word is correctly spelt. For example, to and too.
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Surely loser and looser snuff.
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Your write.
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a site four saw ayes
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Nurry can’t spell
he gets someone else to do it
it’s the only reason they keep Zoltan around
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Footy just isn’t these days what it used to be. Back in my day me and my team-mates could all jerk off together in the same hotel room over the same drunk 17 year old at the same time and not have to worry about the photos being made public as they (and the negatives) would all be tucked safely away in my photo album. Now, thanks to digital cameras and computers and all that other gay tech crap, it seems that the entire world has access to these private, intimate, team-building memories.
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Man gifts Horse in mouth
Naked together, at last
Gift keeps on giving
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Is that a Sydney train?
So it’s now Worst of Oz?
On that basis, I don’t want to hear one more comment about ‘The ozzie spirit’ in regard to cleaning up after a flood. The clear implication is that somewhere there’s a country where people just sit around after a disaster and say, “Nah I don’t want to do anything, and I don’t want to help my neighbours.”
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You may have noticed that Australia is unique in the universe when it comes to having mates too, don.
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Only been weekend worst of the world for about 3 years Don. Was talking about you in Bridgetown Don, with a mutual aquaintance. Revealed that you dissed my hat. Was general calling you a cunt for evening.
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I seem to recall this topic was previously discussed during the Victorian bushfires, and it ended with me being called a cunt by many.
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I have yet to hear anyone question why people would choose to live in places that got inundated in 1974, and whether the desire to live in a house that has a 50% chance of being flooded in any year is a sign of diminished responsibility.
I am keen to know the argument as to why the humble taxpayer should be expected to assist these people.
It is a variation on the similar question from last year about why folk chose to live in a dense forest with overhanging trees.
this question was foremost in my mind last month when the bastard ranger fined me $250 for not cutting firebreaks on my property
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Why not? We taxpayers have to support every other cunt.
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Mum must be so proud
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Yep – she stole a Commodore so they could all go to Sizzler.
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LOL a commodore and sizzler just thinkig about that there and how random it would be.
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Look what Youtube dragged in – TLA wearing a bag of Fruit – where are the She Ra Cufflinks ??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7beBQOrmM_8
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Maybe its own post was required
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I thought it could have been easier to make yesterday worse.
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TLA. Fighting for the students’ right to attain and maintain shelter with sound architectural principles and Making Tomorrow Better by stamping out Perth Worsts.
(Apologies for taking the piss somewhat, but kudos for upholding the rights of students re accommodation).
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And loosers tell me to get a life.
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Will definitely have been wearing the cufflinks.
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His name is Stoges. Keyser Stoges, and he is the future, forever.
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Stoges is a stooge hired by Soze.
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Lookin sharp. An improvement on the trakky daks anyway.
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And did he Miss Kok ??
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Good god who is writing your material? Wind Beneath My Wings by Bette Midler would have gone down a treat.
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Dude, from the heart. I can’t expect youse cunts to understand that.
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Did you ever know that you’re my hero….
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I’m well aware of that.
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I am a force for good. I don’t resile from that despite not knowing what resile means.
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Touch of the Julias with the hand gestures…
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‘make tomorrow better’ ??
you said it in a very unrehearsed way, as if you weren’t their bitch
it really needs to be put in a song by Celine Dion
I’m already looking forward to tomorrow
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No one out sinceres me.
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Well spotted there Skink. For a moment I thought LA was a futurer, but as it turns out it is only a crazy Curtin slogan.
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They forgot to add this bit :-)
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And this :-)
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Frank, you’re embarrassing me. What a tragedy that moths ate that superb suit. Need another.
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Perhaps you can borrow Boonie’s :-)
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good morning
it’s tomorrow now, and so far I am yet to notice any improvement
or is this a subtle version of ‘jam tomorrow’ ?
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You’re fighting it. Let go of your hating.
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I could fly higher than an eagle…
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In theory yes, but practically no.
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I got the poison. I got the remedy.
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Quite disappointing you didn’t mention the dark satanic mills…
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You
may beare thinking of another institution.LikeLike