She-Tea

Subiaco. By S.N.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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35 Responses to She-Tea

  1. Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:

    Looks really shi-tea.

    Instructions for hot cup of Virgin: dangle bag into her flowing waters. Sweeten from honeypot and top with spurt of cream. Goes well with a bun in the oven.

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  2. Snuff says:

    Hideous. And what are you gonna do with 200 canisters of Worst tea anyway ?

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  3. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    OK – so the missing two are “Hoyden” and “Strumpet”, right? Oh shit, now I see that one can of each “Virgin” and “Motherhood” have possibly already sold. My real question is as to why motherhood has to be associated with cannabis. Art of living infuckingdeed. Armadale?

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  4. gobeirne says:

    She-Tea – The Art Of Living… with depression.

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  5. Madrigal says:

    The brand aptly explains the pained expression on their faces; rich the treasure, sweet the pleasure, sweet is pleasure *after* pain….

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  6. skink says:

    the woman on the Happy Hour tin looks like she wants to slit her wrists

    ..’now with added Prozac’

    I look forward to their He-Tea in invigorating blends such as ‘Absent Father’, ‘Abusive Boyfriend’ and ‘Bit o’ Rough’

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  7. Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:

    “DAY SPA – Specially branded tea blends to serve at the day spa and to sell to customers on the way out.”

    That sounds ominous.

    “HOTEL – specially branded hotel teas that can be purchased by customers to use in-house and/or take home with them when they leave.”

    As opposed to taking home with them when they check in, I suppose.

    “COSMETIC COMPANY – some herbal blends have wonderful effects on the skin, what a great little product launch gift to give your customers, with a special painting to suit your colours and a message that will last for a long time.”

    Yes, the tea I never drink does tend to last a long time.

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  8. E.V. says:

    The hippies at the festivals at Denmark don’t usually sit there and dig their toes into the earth. They kind of put their arms out and slowly spin to the music like pinwheels , even with babies on their backs.Much happier than this miserable soul.

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  9. 2bob says:

    website says shi-te is also available in Warrior, B*itch is Back, Scorned and Booze Hound…
    exclusive stockists include the Oats St lunch bar probably

    straight outta daylesford vic….. figures

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  10. BRIK says:

    The Virgin looks kinda sad.

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  11. The Legend 101 says:

    What is this flavoured tea for woman.

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