Since I haven’t been able to find graffiti cock one in Melbourne, you’ll have to make do with this bronze version near the Arts Centre, and Ill throw in a horse’s willy from the Mark Webber/Lindy Chamberlain Apartments featured before. The apartments in real life are much more appalling than this horse cock can possibly show. And the emanation? Either bird or teenager. And as Derek and Clive said, didn’t reach the belly button.
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The Worst of Perth 
And the terrible apartments with the Mark Webber woman squeezing one tit is here.
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Detumescent bronze
Sullied, bears legacy of
Interesting times
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i’m seeing walrus with a broken tusk.
perhaps i need new glasses.
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I’m all for artists
exploitingexploring theweaknessespotential of the medium tolend interest to their mundane hackworkchallenge the strictures of convention, but ‘Lesion Penis Youth’ is a bit much even for me. Similarly, your spelunking snap is terrifyingly claustrophobic, got any more?LikeLike
Another on that building appears to be a Greek god having a wank. Not sure if I took it.
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I think TWOP is loosing it’s edge. The last few week’s worth of posts have been unfunny, lacking wit and substance. It smells of a strange kind of irony.
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Yeah, agreed Cap, has definitely loost its edge.
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But his spelling’s and punctuation are just as bad, Captain, surely?
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I’ve just been past six vegan restaurants and a tofu palace. No edge can survive that.
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Better trolls would be a good first step on the road to improvement. Crazed South African myspace skanks aside, there’s a dearth of really incisive trolling around here. Got any friends Cap?
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Hey, all I’m saying is that many recent posts have been pretty thin on amusement value. TWOP needs to retain it’s edge by keeping creative and witty, not repetitive and bland. You can only tell the same joke so many times before your audience becomes bored.
I’d like to see TWOP post better material less frequently.
I’m just expressing my perspective. My hungover punctuation and spelling is beside the point. And I am not trolling.
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You young uns and all your fancy ideas. Always wanting change. Us oldies like to keep it same, same. That way we can remember…..stuff.
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I agree. Can you start the ball rolling so to speak, and tell us what’s your favourite whine about Perth that hasn’t been mentioned here already ?
e.g. Carnaby’s Cockatoo Conservation
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“I not da troll !” writes concern troll. In the day , dude, it was rad, but now, Lamo without the Woodie.
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Well it’s only my opinion (for which by the way, I do want a fucking medal), but your complaints are delivered in such a particularly turgid form of sanctimony that if I were moderating TWOP, I’d deliberately post a month of really unfunny material just to piss you off. Hey hey hey (hey hey), all I’m saying is change begins at home. If you really need more funny in your life, try going out and catching one of our utterly fantastic homegrown comedians, or participating in one of our myriad social activities to be doing in Perth, or having a life with actual friends instead of mouldering away in front of your computer trying to browbeat people into entertaining you better. Only the most abject of loosers posts constructive criticism you mealy-mouthed sack of louse shit.
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Dude he was just saying!
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Thanks TLA!
I’m not trying to make any personal attacks, I’m just expressing an opinion. I like TWOP, hence I’ve made a habit of reading it. But perhaps recent submissions have been lousy. Perhaps TLA has been busy. Perhaps we’re (dare I say it) reaching the limits of Perth’s embarrassing worst potential.
And Jaidyn-Jaxson, I happen to live a busy, fun and pretty funny life, and I am in no way short of friends. It is really (once again) beside the point, but I thought you’d might just be interested to note that.
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I thought bronze penises were outstanding.
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still reckon they look like walruses.
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So do I.
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Far be it from me to besmirch your magnanimous nature Cap’n, but you may have overlooked a fourth possibility – the ‘Observer effect’. Perhaps you’re stuck in some Heisenbergian slipstream where the last few weeks posts haven’t seemed funny enough. But you’ve got to see the bigger picture – we’re talking about a catalogue of worsts, a time capsule for Perth’s future cunts to look back upon with revulsion and shame. I strongly doubt you can convince that Malt Supper Club, Thriller wolves, a golfing mannequin made of pipes, or a Maize-shaped Vibrator at a Nollamara Bus Stop are unworthy of inclusion.
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I think the quality has been just as high recently.
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Would be higher if you ran everything I sent you.
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Needs more Dazza.
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Youse want funny ? I’ll show youse funny.
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Hear hear, or Horseballs.
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Aren’t you supposed to be writing something cunt?
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Needs more Cock. Like the 4 metre one I sent you from Fremantle. Oh, hang on, if its from Fremantle then thats sanctioned public art. Probably with sponsorship ‘n all. Hardly worthy.
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