I hole you!

A worst by Orbea. Altone Park Golf Course, Swan Valley. Moderation may be delayed a few hours in the middle of the day, as I will be on a plane to Melbourne. I’m thinking Southbank will be worst heavy, especially with U2 playing near my hotel. Don’t forget to work on your submissions.

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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28 Responses to I hole you!

  1. shazza says:

    Is it a joke?
    A project by the local primary school perhaps?


    • Bento says:

      I can clearly picture Scott Cam saying: “And next up we’ll show you a project that’s perfect for using up that leftover retic.”


  2. Tullio says:

    A pipe nightmare


  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    I find it difficult to comprehend that a fellow human being could possibly think that this bucket-headed erection was a good idea.

    Keep an eye out for Bono – an international Worst. How did they manage to get Bono and Rudd in the same room? Must have had to leave their egos in a nearby aircraft hanger or something.


  4. BRIK says:

    Look at that facial expression, head up high. Very proud.
    He just does not give a fuck what others think.


  5. orbea says:

    Pearl Cichlids – ‘cane toads of the fish world’

    In 2006 Bennett Brook and the drains leading down to it from Altone Park were subject to explosive detonations and poisoning to wipe out the Pearl Cichlid population.

    3 years later and they were found in the Swan River

    But now we have an amusing plumbing exhibit at the golf course.


  6. The Bartender's skills with a Manhatten says:

    He looks unhappy. Deeply unhappy. The sort of unhappy as in if he were a person, as opposed to a stick figure made out of toilet pipes, I would ask “how’s everything?” and he would mumble something about his handicap. And then I would read in the paper the next morning about how he had killed himself the preious night and say “Oh my God!” That kind of unhappy.


  7. The Legend 101 says:

    OMG i drive past this alot and I dont know if its spose to me a retarded snowman or just a poll.


  8. orbea says:



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  10. Anonymous says:

    south african humour this nutter that owned the lease was publlc enemy no 1 for all local
    golfers!!! glad to see the back of him,and to see the new management at last begiining to get the course playable.


    • Anonymous says:

      Yep he and it are both gone. The worst part is probably getting mentioned on this site, the best is that someone has put up the previous post.
      The course is looking great and is now getting back to it’s original high quality.


  11. Bill says:

    Yeah this was a weird looking toilet misfigured seurage unhappy wanker south african guy was mean to just about every one around him glad golf is getting back to normal again will see ya all soon


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