A worst by Orbea. Altone Park Golf Course, Swan Valley. Moderation may be delayed a few hours in the middle of the day, as I will be on a plane to Melbourne. I’m thinking Southbank will be worst heavy, especially with U2 playing near my hotel. Don’t forget to work on your submissions.
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Is it a joke?
A project by the local primary school perhaps?
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I can clearly picture Scott Cam saying: “And next up we’ll show you a project that’s perfect for using up that leftover retic.”
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A pipe nightmare
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I find it difficult to comprehend that a fellow human being could possibly think that this bucket-headed erection was a good idea.
Keep an eye out for Bono – an international Worst. How did they manage to get Bono and Rudd in the same room? Must have had to leave their egos in a nearby aircraft hanger or something.
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What I love about Bono is that he’s known only by a name he must’ve chosen in about 1975 and it’s a totally fucking stupid one
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Bono Vulva
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Indeed, ahem, Jaidyn-Jaxxon.
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Yes, well, mea culpa . . . or rather not, hence teh profusion of aliases (aliaii?) on teh webs… Snuff
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Touché, but don’t come the Dr Peter Harries PhD with me, JJ. I got mine when I was 6.
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Would it have killed them to take a foot or so of 90mm pipe and given him a donger?
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On the thumbnail I thought the golf club was one.
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golfists are wankers
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Look at that facial expression, head up high. Very proud.
He just does not give a fuck what others think.
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I don’t know, maybe he’s trapped up there and delirious in the sun. Maybe he needs urgent a-cistern-ce
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Really plumbing the depths there JJ.
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I know right who’d have thought I’d ever sink to this level..
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High is right, for a bucket bong.
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Pearl Cichlids – ‘cane toads of the fish world’
In 2006 Bennett Brook and the drains leading down to it from Altone Park were subject to explosive detonations and poisoning to wipe out the Pearl Cichlid population.
3 years later and they were found in the Swan River
But now we have an amusing plumbing exhibit at the golf course.
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gnome missing
But we’ve been here before
Someone in vibrant Parramatta is running scared.
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These sex toy
pervpurveyors have a lot to answer for.LikeLike
He looks unhappy. Deeply unhappy. The sort of unhappy as in if he were a person, as opposed to a stick figure made out of toilet pipes, I would ask “how’s everything?” and he would mumble something about his handicap. And then I would read in the paper the next morning about how he had killed himself the preious night and say “Oh my God!” That kind of unhappy.
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OMG i drive past this alot and I dont know if its spose to me a retarded snowman or just a poll.
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gone
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south african humour this nutter that owned the lease was publlc enemy no 1 for all local
golfers!!! glad to see the back of him,and to see the new management at last begiining to get the course playable.
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Yep he and it are both gone. The worst part is probably getting mentioned on this site, the best is that someone has put up the previous post.
The course is looking great and is now getting back to it’s original high quality.
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Yeah this was a weird looking toilet misfigured seurage unhappy wanker south african guy was mean to just about every one around him glad golf is getting back to normal again will see ya all soon
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seurage is just like seurat but with shit?
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