Since we were at Curtin yesterday, perhaps it’s time for this at Murdoch. Orbea claims this is an elephant, and also claims it has taken weeks to gather even this many objects. Is it really an elephant Orb? I don’t see it. Looks more like two Film and Feminism 311 students fighting over first use of the hegemony stick.
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Ah, University services; quietly inept – loudly uncool.
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Suddenly, a bin on a stick seems a whole lot better.
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I’ve never seen an elephant about to pounce before.
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What has been seen, Bento, cannot be unseen.
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What is in the room?
I very happy at spring
taking shape: we can.
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Oh Lordy
the West has started a petition to get Oprah to visit teh West. they printed a little coupon that you can cut out and send to her with a list of WA’s six best tourist attractions:
1. Margaret fucking River
2. Ningaloo
3. Rotto
4. Kimberley
5. er…
6. that’s it
no mention of the Kalgoorlie brothel tours or the big ram at Wagin
perhaps TWop can send her a list of the six best Worsts
or send her this handy map:
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Speaking of “er…”, Kate Lamont should give Oprah a call.
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Surely they’re not suggesting Oprah swims with the whale sharks? I’m not sure that’s a good idea.
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unexpected visitors with dark complexion are often given a tour of Leonora, Port Hedland, and I believe Northam is to be added to the itinerary.
can we see some bumper stickers with “Fuck Off Oprah, we’re full” ?
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how about a tour around some recently unemployed grumpy old men in Bumpkin-on-Swan (Ascot)
Wilson Tuckey’s not doing much at the moment
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oprah, we shit on fat chicks
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won’t somebody please think of the whale sharks?
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I also thought that suggesting she see the Gormley statues was a bit cheeky
‘this is what fat folk look like underneath’
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the sights of WA:
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Cometti ! Brilliant, skink.
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not my work – greeting card bought from Planet Books
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That Alex Manfrin, what a nice boy!
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Oprah harpooned by Indon fishy-persons , that’s maybe one disaster we can do with.
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Top ways of gettin Oprah to Perth.( hat tip Letterman)
These have been tried and tested on celebs before.
1. N.ame a Perth cake after her. Yummy Perth Oprah cake : don’t eat too much but.
2, Flash the lights of Perth in the Morse code message.
“Oprah is not a whale”. Aliens will then not be confused.
3. Name a building after her. e.g. the Oprah house would do nicely for the new entertainment centre.
4. a special fund ,the Perth Oprah fund ,estabilished to train women for the vagaries of the bogus religion and televisual stupidity industry.
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That’s Murdinnovation (etym.merde-in-ova-tion, the seed of a really shitty idea). What happens when a free-thinking found object installation …
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furthermore, do they realise that as soon as it’s anything like full, Coop the Elephant will simply spew everything back out? Already seems to be happening :(
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Must have been made by film students. It’s clearly an AT-AT.
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I’m betting it’s art students
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One has to ask after the value and use of this exercise when Murdoch has recycling bins positioned every 10 metres or so, as is suggested by the second photograph. Perhaps an excuse for more meaningless, condescending signage.
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