Pussy Wagons

I asked Outrage Cohen to look out for any BnS posters when he was in the country, since the event is only a week or so away, but nada. The bumpkins really have been cowed by city smartarses. No poster, nothin. However he did pick up a flyer for the Bindoon Show 2010 Ute Muster. I don’t understand. No animals being rooted by other species graphics. What’s going on in the country?

Sat Oct 16, adults $10, kids 6-15 $5.
The Southern Cross Bush Band are playing.
Best BnS Ute: The ultimate BnS style Ute with everything that screams BnS.

There is also Best Chick’s Ute: Most feminine Ute, with chick touches: seat

covers, toys, stickers, co-ordinated trims, etc.”

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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18 Responses to Pussy Wagons

  1. alexei gregorov says:

    This is yet another example of political correctness gone mad. Our Greens mates haven’t even hit the Senate floor, yet they’ve already gotten even our rootin tootin BnS country cousins cowering in fear. The nationals may not like people that are not white, but one thing that no doubt is in their genes (or in their ‘jeans’… if you know what I mean) would have to be farmyard pornography. Why the fuck else would they oppose the internet filter?

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  2. skink says:

    ‘co-ordinated trims’ ?

    bonus points for lime green highlights?

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  3. shazza says:

    What does one do at a ute show?

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  4. Hugh Jass says:

    Anyone got any spare CB antennas for sale? My ute needs another 4 or 5…. Anyone….? Frank?

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  5. David Cohen says:

    Next there will be a ban on tuckerboxes.

    The terrorists have won.

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  6. skink says:

    don’t they some sort of rodeo events where they try and lasso a greased pig from the back of a moving ute?

    or was that a dream I had?

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  7. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    I refer you all here once more for a theological perspective on this issue.

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