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I don’t know why either. Pity it wasn’t “back door” instead of emergency exit.
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The Worst of Perth 
I see your point now. Hollywood? Bollywood.
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Come on, you have to admit that mirror is all class.
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I just can’t find the words to express my horror. This is a play on the whole stoopid fucking idea that women want to be princesses. But they have taken it one step further by implying you are an ugly witch otherwise (note the apple). Suits me fine!
Give Way indeed.
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Probably having her emergency exit bleached.
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Ah yes!!! the Pink Wink!
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Trouble is, shazza, that so many are vain enough to fall for this shit.
Whenever I visit my Doctor, I’m appalled by the amount of second-hand women’s magazines that there are in the waiting room, most of which focus on the glamour industry.
There is more men’s crap of a similar genre invading the news agents shelves, as if to confirm the essential stupidity of humankind.
It [b]is[/b] more important to look good than to be good, because that is how we judge each other, in the main.
Dress sense is far more important than common(?) sense.
It fucks me right off.
Rant, rant, rant,…………..
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…..make that is….
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my sentiments exactly shazz, it makes my blood boil every time i see it.
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It’s actually fascinating in its simplistic freudian sentiment. Clearly intended to tap into the subconscious desires of women who feel submissive forms of beauty will get them where they want to go. ie into the bed of a rich man/prince.
It is bold, I’ll give it that. Patronising, demeaning and Chongian.
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And bigger boozies.
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Now you mention the rack, it is a little on the small side isn’t it. Stranger and stranger.
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Nah, her gazoongas are distorted by the louvered air intake on the bus. They’re really monsters, like two moon washed apples of wonder. Two huge bombay mangoes swaying in the Fremantle Doctor.
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Phwoar mate, too right. Like two silver-misted hemispheres of moonlit wonderings, as we take those hesitant final steps home to Mum and Dad and Aunty Rae, lost in the shallow undulating tides of our memory, oh-so-barely inebriated on our first exploratory sips of some forbidden brew Deano filched from the general store, and ruminating feverishly on the possibility of one day brushing against such pallid globes as grace young Shanaigha Jean, perhaps in the turbid surf as we itch and strive to break through into the senior pentathlon.
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Sure. Why not.
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Matey, I wouldn’t mind sticking my chumby between her hemispheres of happiness. I’d give her a make over any day with my moisture seeking missile! Whaaaahaaaaa!!!!!
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No. I look like a wombat.
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They may speak the ‘purest Klingon’ in Beijing, but our caves echo with the sound of it…
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I have a friend who is a theatre nurse at one of these private cosmetic hospitals
labiaplasty is the new fashion, apparently
they don’t want to look like princesses,
these young women with big flaps want a porn star minge
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Bush flaps.
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http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/educational_and_howto/watch/v17467486dQ6e85n7
Lisa Rogers Channel Four Program – ‘The Perfect Vagina’
Part One, which I cannot find, starts with a 23 year old woman having a labiotomy, VERY DISTURBING.
The Brighton sculptor, the Smiths could learn a few things, has a great gig.
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Kind of like the Flying Nun, but with Labias billowing in the breeze. Sugar Gliders use them all time you know.
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There was a special earlier this year on Hungry Beast.
Here’s the footage: <a href="http://vimeo.com/9924049"
I thought that we had got somewhere nowadays, as the rate of routine infant male circumcision has plummeted in Australia to less than 10%; why the hell would women want to do that to themselves? I just hope for all the gains in genital integrity for males, that those remaining parents who would subjugate their boys to this wouldn’t do this to their girls in the name of supposed aesthetics…or would they, if it weren’t so socially abhorrent in the English-speaking countries?
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Still 10% routine mutilation of infant dongers? Those parents should be jailed. WTF?
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Varies from state to state: as low as <5% in ACT and Victoria, to (still) about 17% in Queensland. Of which, somehow, doesn't surprise me.
The only Anglophone country where this mindless abuse occurs at a mainstream level is the USA, again surprise surprise. And that varies in general areas: much less so on the West Coast and New England, while those who persist in the Midwest and Deep South tend to still be in the majority.
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A little known fact is they continue to this very day to use the offcuts from these circumcisions to graft little membranes for the Sugar Gliders.
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There is just so much to like in this worst but I particularly like the Neanderthal women with the digital readout, inspired by Sarah Connor perhaps?
Almost as funny as the Princess with the ‘two thumbs up double pistol hand gesture’
coupled with a gaping hole in her stomach.
Does the tiara represent a white picket fence?
Clearly a case of a marketing department drinking waaaay too much chardonnay at lunch and then someone said. “I have this great idea”
Brilliant thx v
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This is part of a larger campaign for Hollywood Hospital based on fairy tales and classic stories. Other creatives are based on Three Little Pigs, Wizard of Oz, Humpty Dumpty etc. The cutouts are an obvious requirement right?
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The Three Little Pigs? Surgeon as the wolf?
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I can only make judgements on what is presented on the screen JB.
Your point about the cutouts may be subject to appropriations of logic but I don’t think one can apply rationale to this grimm fairy tal….. wait! What? There are more of these things?
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Tinman – Cardiology; 3 Little Pigs – Respiratory; Humpty – Orthopaedic.
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Snow White – Sleep disorder clinic.
Pinnochio – Rhinoplasty
Dumbo – Ear, Nose and Throat
Willy Wonker – Psychiatric Ward
C’mon kids, join in.
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I still thinking about what might go with proctology.
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Winnie the Pooh?
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lodged in ‘Rabbit’s window’, eh? Eh?
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Nice!
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Hideous, hideous. Is she giving thumbs up or gesturing “fuck you”? The strategic placement of the grill makes it hard to determine.
Anyone got a shot of the current Police & Nurses bus ads: “We know how to pronounce Koondoola”? (Other suburbs with apparently unpronounceable names are presumably included in the campaign).
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Speaking of banks, I’m in line at bankwest. A girl is wearing denim turnup hotpants a polladot blouse and a pink beret with a butterfly brooch
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ouch
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hahaha
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Ouch!
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snap
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You do have a camera on that phone, don’t you, TLA ?
The more things change, the more they stay the same. As a bonus, I’ve found the original models for the bottom right corner silhouette, and this is one photo that just cries out for a caption.
Let’s see them stick this on a bus, and speaking of Bobs, here’s the silver bodgie, (Gravatar, anyone?), being mentored at his work experience posting in Hollywood when he was a starving student at UWA. Could do better.
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I thought it would be a bit mean.
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Fair enough. Just sounded hawt.
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no, and i wished i’d had a camera when i saw the one that says ‘we know what a horseshoe bridge is’ on said bridge.
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Hmm.. my burgeoning ‘shoot me now’ scene just experienced a sudden spike
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I was keeping this from you for the sake of your mental health JJ.
I’m going to open a bar called Lucida, or maybe just Sans. Whaddaya think?
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I like ‘sans’. You could have a standup night. I could attend and deliver precisely that grade of material with some reliability
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Why not Papyrus? A norked sphinx at the door.
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I’m seeing papyrus wallpaper and potted palms inside.
Warming more to Sans – no furniture, just bare concrete walls and floor with a bar at one end which only sells Absolut. No music, just iDosing.
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These are the sort of types you’d get in there:
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On your bike, ronggly.
p.s. While we’re fonting about.
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The lobotomy expressssss………..
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I dont like to sit in the rear end of the bus because it’s near the engine and the fumes make you feel sick.
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I sat there one day it stunk.
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