Rob F saw this central city, in the back stairs behind Gilkinson’s Dance Studio. What he was doing there it’s best not to ask. But again we come to the pathetic nature of Perth’s graffiteurs. Is it really something to boast about, having a pipe behind a dance studio? On the other hand, the particular blend of mandrake root and tobacco may have transported old Weaty One to the year 2055. I ask again, in November 2055, do we still remember Mainy?
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Teh kids aren’t even smoking herring…for shame.
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Maybe “Weat One” is using psychotropic drugs in an attempt to astrally travel to the year 2525 and slay Zagar & Evans in order to ensure they never write that horrible song.
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If woman still survives… I have recently been playing that on vinyl.
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Damn. So obviously, our intrepid mull-head’s journey into the future was all in vain. I wonder what happened to him?
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Stop torturing that Onkyo wouldya…
’68 was way better than that.
Buy some cream FFS.
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I’m a bit worried that I will wear out the Onko. It will have had more action in the last few months than in the last 20 years. It played nearly 5 hours straight last Saturday.
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Remember:
A worn stylus can irreparably damage your microgroove phonograph recording. Check it regularly and replace when wear is evident.
If in doubt, consult your dealer.
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I’m more worried about the whole thing catching fire. The box does get a little warm by the time I get to Boney M.
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Or even by the time I get to Phoenix, either by Deano or Glenn Campbell, of which I have both.
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Now you’re talkin’. Jim Webb FTW !
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Was playing some toons on an Onkyo in downtown Nannup last night. Joan Armatrading and Supertramp are the only two I recall.
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Indeed it was. One for you, Turnips.
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Where are you moving to again?
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Gosnells. Why do you ask?
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Truly Onkyo fodder, TLA. Even though I don’t mind the music, those lyrics are excruciating. I do like, however, the synchronised sitting at 2:03.
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It’s on a compilation that starts with American Woman (Which I always sing as Maddington Woman) and also has The Age of Aquarius, (Which I always sing as Aquari-arse)
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If it’s on Majestic Records – it’s a precursor to the K-Tel Label who were notorious for severely editing and compressing the hell out of the tracks so they could fit 10 songs per side.
Also in later years they would get the artists to re-record those hits which to this day appear on those dodgy $5 CD’s found in Crazy clarks and even in reputable CD stores and are played by community radio announcerrs who have no clue and don’t bother finding the original recordings which are avalaible on compilations like this:
http://www.jbhifionline.com.au/music/pop-rock/australian-pop-of-the-60s-volume-3-the-real-thing/529701
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Supercharged Hits, RCA
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By editing and shortening the tracks they were doing great service to that small portion of the community not blessed with ‘cloth ears’.
I wish that they could do something similar with the ‘slide-onto-the-note’ and tremulous voiced divas who infest the Operatic world.
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reminds me of a friend of mine at a party singing along with Joe Cocker “Your arse is beautiful”
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Weat One was but an some amateur stoner, too cool for skool, in their sudden flush of misguided rebellion thought it something outre to scrawl upon the wall their towering achievement for perpetuity—well, at least until maintenance comes and applies a fresh coat of low sheen—and whilst basking in the heady glow of the ample bosom of the Sweet Mary Jane, their cognitive functions were somewhere well behind and lost track of what it was they wished to convey, thus repeating the figure of five.
Upon reflection as the narcotic effects began to to recede, but still sufficiently present to infuse pseudo-depth to their train of thought, Weat mused upon this seeming error. Then serendipity set the lightbulb aglow, yeah wow! Hea-vvvyyy, man! ‘055! They’ll be coming here fifty years later and still find my wisdom prescient, shit man, they’ll be comin’ here on a pilgrimage to have a toke! I’ll be a folk hero in the cause to make dope legal, this’ll be the Speakeasy in days of future tense.
Bag O’Turnips, with a can of Solver and matted roller in hand attending to putting a full stop to Weat’s fantastic imaginings, wonders aloud that if he had done the same in letting the unwitting populace know of his own surreptitious exploits in the selfsame pursuit of ripped happiness, his moniker would been as ubiquitous of that of Pedo. He then too takes his own tangent of what he himself could have done, but quickly puts paid to such foolish notions of self-aggrandisment and a wry grin creeps across his face, content in the anonymity of his youthful foolhardiness, all the while crushing some deluded dilettante’s roach of a dream.
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Nice Turnips, but part of me suspects Weat One and his friends of smoking something a little stronger than MJ. And although I suspect it’s been mentioned here before, glad to see someone else has noticed the ubiquitous Pedo. Anyway, off to post about the youth of today on Perth Now now.
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I respect Pedo.
That dude (or dudette) has no fear (of heights).
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No fear of heights, and neat handwriting, and ubiquity.
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When you said “Nice turnips” I immediately thought of something else, but nevermind, carryon. Just got back from Rotto . Today’s storm was intense.
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Something to do with shoving?
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Benny will remember Mainy in 55, well that is if he is still alive and can remember.
A- queasy-arse.
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it was reefer not crack and its 08 not 055 :)
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Yeah right, “Don”.
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I stand corrected. Where’s mine?
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I bet in the year 2055, we’ll remember every person and celebrity, except for this guy. A case of “Weat One? Who the hell was he, then?” He should’ve aimed a step higher and gotten all his friends to build a statue or a mini-bust in his likeness next to this scrawl.
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Maybe one of his pipes will be found?
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