In case of pandemic…

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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22 Responses to In case of pandemic…

  1. I really hate that fake Asian font.


  2. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Where and when?


  3. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    Um, yeah. I guess this evidences the ‘ebolution’ of shitty puns into shitty product packaging. I don’t mean to be small-minded or measly but I’m not sure this is anything more than a forced pun on a ricketty attempt to ride wilful lameness into humor. Scabie someday this will be a worst but I can’t really think of a shingle reason why – ‘syph you can’t do better! SARS for being such a downer… but yersi what I mean right?


  4. Paracleet says:

    Christ on a bike: Call the pun police…


  5. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    I need a box of theese for when all those birdflu infected boat peopel finally mkaes it to our shores and thge goverment insted of sending them bak gives them the dole for life and doesnt even make them learn English. These people get the red carpet when they get here, it is madness gone wrong!


    • Sir Crispy Chicken Caesar says:

      That’s right Howard. If we are gonna turn this country around we need to turn the boats around … and all that.


  6. David Cohen says:

    Crouching mucous, hidden germs.


  7. Mez says:

    Everybody was kung-flu fighting
    Those cats were fast as lightning
    In fact it was a little bit frightning
    But they coughed with expert timing

    They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
    They were coughing A(H5N1) up and they were sucking A(H5N1) down
    It’s an ancient Chinese disease and everybody sneezed
    From a faint into a slip, and green spittle on the lip

    Everybody was kung-flu fighting
    Those cats threw up like lightning
    In fact it was a little bit frightning
    But they had internal bleeding

    (apologies to Carl Douglas)


  8. skink says:

    do dragons cough up furballs like cats?

    you learn something every day


  9. Pete says:

    If you do the course does that make you a tongue flu<a href="; fighter?


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