Since we were speaking about bad wood art, I remembered I had this. It’s at the Kalamunda Museum, and is quite big. It’s an indigenous type scene rendered in all of WA’s different timbers. When I saw it, I believe most people were trying to think of a polite way to ask whether the artist had used Blackbutt or not. I saw another worst connected item at the museum school, a 1979 School Paper..
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That’s a superb photoset of Ye Olde Cala Munnda Pissweak World, TLA. My childish memory recalled it as having more earthmoving equipment painted in primary colours, and fewer wheelie bins, but I guess that was just because it was the most dreaded of school excursions.
That Kalamunda Bus Service bus was, I suspect, in service until quite recently.
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I like the stump of a tree a drunk crashed into.
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Not Brocky?
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His ghost is still kicking around. And he still hates trees.
Just ask the Gosnells “Tree Man.”
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Please cease with the wood art, please. Despite the bottomless ocean of my irrational hatred, there’s only so much a right-thinking citizen can take.
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“bottomless?” You not going to do blackbutt jokes in that case?
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wokka wokka
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It’s rare that I moved to poemetry, or eve speech, yet:
Root
He carved it up, he carved it down
To take the mallee root to town
In form approved by city folk
Clock or table, remains our yoke.
Rough edges of the native tree
Polished hard for you and me
No fear now you will catch your dress
On the mallee artist’s fearful mess.
Domesticated, sanctified
We know the raw wood never lied –
An honesty that’s most becoming
More than I can say for youse cunts.
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TLA – Can I submit a verbal entry for the B&S poster comp? Not saying that “Root” or any other of my assorted rambling are worthy of more than momentary consideration, yet I feel my “writing” is better than my MSPainting.
“Groggily she awoke, still drunk, and pregnant. She knew. Flickering embers were lifted and flicked away by the cruel coldness of the gentle yet insistent breeze. Her reverie was punctuated by the early morning stutter of cold ute engines, and by the bleating of the nearby sheep….”
ute-horns and sheep….”
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Back to bed now.
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Mallee Root oh Mallee Root…
You walked the streets again last night…
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You don’t have to put on the red light….
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As cheesy as it was, at least the swan logo showed someone might have thought about it for more than the 10 minutes it took to design the smart states 150 logo last year:
http://www.q150.qld.gov.au/index.aspx
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You mean this logo, MP?
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yep NF1 – that’s the one that sums up the whole experience of living in QLD!
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Funny how I completely overlooked this before, and saw only the TW logo.
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