Orbea reports from the scene of the Kooky Kabin, where the Ibis have flown the coop and the cats are being herded. Perhaps it’s time for some of WAtching’s famous Comic Sans Counselling, although I do believe that anyone with 3 or more cats on their property would benefit much more from a good tasering. 
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The Worst of Perth 
Completely unrelated to the post, but here’s an update on the rotating dolphins:
http://www.inmycommunity.com.au/news-and-views/local-news/Wishing-well-paying-off/7558325/
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That sculpture cost $200,000? FMD.
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And was 10 years in planning ? At least 2 local charities have received cheques for $250,
when they could’ve just been given the 200 grand. At that rate it’ll only take … oh, forget it.LikeLike
Yes, I also thought, $250?! You can shove this up your gold plated blowhole! Is it even worth writing a cheque for $250:00? I hope it wasn’t a giant one.
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Now I seldom comment on other sites, not sattler, not anyone, but I had to send this comment to that story…
“What an insult that after the unveiling of this monstrosity of a statue that the groups received a pitiful $250:00! Can it be true that $200 000 was spent on this disgusting gyrating tribute to bad taste and Mr Johnson was not embarrassed to be handing over some pitiful small change to these deserving community groups? A disgrace! Surely a true “worst of perth”.
I’m assuming it won’t survive moderation.
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They did run the comment.
http://www.inmycommunity.com.au/news-and-views/local-news/Wishing-well-paying-off/7558325/
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even more frightening, it means that at least 500 tourists have coughed up a gold coin to see flipper kebab turn…. whirrrrrrrr…
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Phone numbers in irregular blocks really shit me but it would be hopeless talking to these people about the problem
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two coppers been here on site since yesterday.
Channel Nein getting their cameras out at 8.50am
The two ladies are sitting behind the Baravan.
Either side of the blocked off footpath are massive prunings chippers.
I’ll take more pics on my way home.
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Pussy haven.
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I bet those cats were pleased. Yay, saved…wait, why am I being put down?
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The Grim Reaper cometh for these doomed pussycats:
Feline AIDS (rolls the green bowling bowl of barbiturate…STRIKE!!!)
(To be perfectly Francis Aloysius Thomas Cat (the full name of Reg Whiteman’s alter ego) with you all, I feel kinda sorry for the poor pussies, having a tripod cat myself (11 years old, and still putting fear into the rodents of Morley).)
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RSPCA and cops would have needed the affordable counselling
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I reckon quite a few of the dead cats found had been tossed back over the fence by the long suffering Inglewoodians
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Fine reporting, Orbea.
Succinct one-sentence pars.
How do the two ladies feel?
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slightly clammy and gritty
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Bodacious?
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As for Comic Sans Counselling Service, they’re only about 24 blocks up Walter Road at Morley Gonorrhoea’s poor cousin, Morley Market. Keep it in the neighbourhood.
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Looks like PerthNow is picking up on some worsting:
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/welcome-to-was-eyesores/story-e6frg13u-1225874163636
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http://www.6000times.com/search/label/Perth
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Some of the comments over there are pretty funny:
Western Australia’s worst development black holes:-
“Armadale,Gosnells,Thornlie,Maddington,Cannington,Kelmscott”
“Colin Barnett and Rob Johnson by far.”
“Have you seen the Perth Convention Centre from Kings Park??? It looks like a giant vegetable market!!!”
“Further to my earlier post (#61), it has to said that the squalid, tacky and cheap CBD suits the knuckle-dragging trash that inhabits the place…”
“The whole of Perth is a giant eye sore. They should demolish the whole city and start again. Perth really is the arse-end of the universe, only 50 years behind the rest of Australia.”
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Typical, now the counselling will be at TAXPAYERS EXPENSE, and they’ll get 3 square meals and free TV, honestly it’s like CLUB MED etc etc.
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/inglewood-cat-woman-jailed-over-ilegal-camping-fines/story-e6frg13u-1226017780248
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We’ll have to pay for our own street party.
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first hot shower in three years
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OMG is that Morley, Ive never noticed it and I might have to go to that place as i have a few worries.
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That gaint bear is gonna catch up with you sooner or later.
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What the hell, shut up
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Ur gaint and wired.
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I rated this because I like Morley.
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I had a thought that TLA102 is Bhudda.
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Is that bre’n’budda?
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Yeah I no lots.
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I can’t believe it’s not.
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