Indians are our friends

This one is from Melbourne, but I thought you might like to see how sophisticated Melbourne piss shops are combating Indian student bashing. In Perth we are more likely to have Fuck off we’re full Indian friends. Thanks Meccano.

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120 Responses to Indians are our friends

  1. monkeypants says:

    I love this – no matter how simple it is! Go Melbourne.


  2. shazza says:

    Cash register should ‘Please come again’ after the Thankyou.


  3. Bento says:

    Tactical mistake putting the sticker at the till. Surely bogans in search of foreigners to biff are a key target demographic for a piss shop.

    They need two stickers. This one can go in the expensive plonk section. And then perhaps ‘FOWF of Indians’ over with the bourbon and domestic beers. Or maybe just ‘Tongue my Doogs’.


  4. Shreiking Wombat says:

    Let me just say, people, that Indians may well be our friends, and that Russell Woolf is a complete worsting dick:


  5. Snuff says:

    Only Indians ? What happened to everyone else ? And all of them ? I know I’ve met some right little …

    Next thing we’ll be getting tolerant. Obviously it’s not cricket season.


  6. rolly says:

    I wonder if the producers of this worst kind of worst actually thought about the implications of the sticker.


  7. Onanist says:

    I was confused about the flags, until I saw the captions.


  8. Shreiking Wombat says:

    Oh my. Perhaps Perth could do with this sort of Dutch-style vibrancy?

    “BarRectum, Arsch Bar, Asshole Bar, Bar Anus. While the translations sound different, the form is universally recognizable. The bar takes its shape from the human digestive system: starting with the tongue, continuing to the stomach, moving through the small and the large intestines and exiting through the anus. While BarRectum is anatomically correct, the last part of the large intestine has been inflated to a humongous size to hold as many drinking customers at the bar as possible. The anus itself is part of a large door that doubles as an emergency exit.”


  9. Maddison-Jaxon Tyler-Mason says:

    ‘from an Australian who cares’. OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaGetUpoooooooooooooooooossssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


  10. Shreiking Wombat says:

    What? No anal warts?


  11. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Is it?


  12. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    I like how the sticker pedantically adds the country names to the flags, and how the Aussie flag appears a third to half bigger than its Indian counterpart.


    • Bag O'Turnips says:

      Talking of pedantry, I think the flags are shown at the same height, with differing widths due to ratio: the Australian flag is 1:2, whereas the Indian flag is 2:3. If it were by population, the thing that The Fauves describe to “look[s] like New Zealand’s dirty snot rag” (from “Celebrate The Failure”, released very serendipitously in September 2000), would only be a minuscule 2% of the size of the Indian one. That’d be scale and proportion for ya.


  13. Mikaela says:

    Having just returned from a trip to the subcontinent I can say that not one Indian person we met actually gave a fuck about students in Australia – dead or alive, students being roughly a rupee a dozen over there. However if they got wind of the way we treat our cows…


  14. Maddison-Jaxon Tyler-Mason says:

    are our are our are our are our are our are our are our they’re there they’re there they’re there they’re there their they’re there oooooosssshhhhtaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


  15. ronggly says:

    I am confused. Is the sign 1. facing the customer, informing him that the cashier is from the sub-continent and gently suggesting appropriate behaviour, or 2. facing the cashier, reminding him/her to be extra-nice to people from the sub-c ?


  16. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    इन puns मजाक नहीं कर रहे हैं


  17. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    They’re taking our jobs
    Those diminutive sing-song


  18. I Clavdivs says:

    Indians are our friends Pil grim.


  19. Mez says:

    ding dong!

    [gate opens]

    Buff Jesus: oh hi, I thought I would just pop over here to pergatory and, um…..

    Mahatma Ghandi: is this pergatory? I thought it was nirvana

    BJ: um… no… [looks inside] no, this is pergatory

    MG: where did I get that so wrong?

    BJ: 1947, but anyway, I’m here to extend the hand of friendship… with this sticker

    MG: where do I stick it?

    BJ: …ummm…


    MG: how’s you father?

    BJ: …*…don’t you fucking start!


  20. SouthPark says:

    “They took rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr jobbbbbs”


  21. Bag O'Turnips says:

    Kerala just get along with everybody?


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