Since it seems like people are in a mood to slag off Denmark,which is rapidly turning into a shithole like Dunsborough, here is the only pic I took in the town. It only requires Brendon fucking Julian to finish the job. Cranio-sacral my backside. Engrave that fuckers. 
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“The Forum” contains only two shops?!
The wonderfully convenient nature of alternative therapies is that you can discover them, recommend them and apply them with absolutely no research based evidence of their value or formally recognised qualifications.
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Suburbs’ southern spread
Fails to rout haunted forest
Witches spread their rot
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How many butchers
Does a small town need? Find out-
Come to the Sabbat
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Come to the sabbat
Satan’s there, Sata’ns there yo
Come to the sabbat….
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Voi saatana nyt tässä pyydän, herra ja isäntä hallitsija kaikki.
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*Satan’s there*
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I was seething so much when I saw this sign that I didn’t ntice the comic sans.
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Probably a victim of cranio-sacral balancing. What didn’t you do down there TLA?
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shit the WHOLE THING is in comic sans
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I say we burn the fucker.
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If you are a false dont entry, coz u must be burned and die.
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isn’t cranio-sacral balancing the mystic art of sticking your head up your own arse?
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Yeah but have you ever tried balancing while doing that? That’s what you pay for.
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I can do it standing on one leg
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There’s two local ringholes as logos on that sign. Shown actual size.
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It’s not all about the shoving, skink.
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no, but it’s classy
I just noticed that they can perform Homo-eopathy
does this entail a gay man coming to your house and rearranging the cushions until you feel better?
does it have anything to do with the two large sphincters on the sign?
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You may be confusing Homo-eopathy with Feng Shui (the Chinese art of furniture arrangement, performed by gaysians).
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I got a feng shui book for christmas but I couldn’t figure out which part of the house to put it, so I threw it in the bin.
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I ended up with the toilet on the ceiling. I won lotto, but the smell wasn’t worth it.
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It seems just the shot if you’re French, floppy, and your mum cleaned an engine when four months pregnant.
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reflexology? my reflex is to gag.
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Graffiti suggestion. Convert above sign to The Flimflam Forum.
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Reminds of the recent Tim Minchin concert – “What do you call alternative medicine that works?” – – answer- “medicine”
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This is Tims point Jon.
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Intense deja vu, as that lovely poem so closely describes many dinner parties that I have attended.
The two differences being:
1) Tim is less facetious and more patient and
2) Feng Shui was not mentioned
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A question:
If those telephone psychics/clairvoyants are all they are cracked up to be, why don’t they ring you?
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That, my friends, is brilliant.
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Yes. Quite nicely observed.
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‘like a sniper using bollocks for ammunition”
I may use that in my autobiography
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Can I pre-order?
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Iv’e already baggsed that.
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Damn you Shaz! I’ve just spent the last couple of hours in Minchinland on youtube
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again!
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Who’s it about?
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Tony Abbot I assume.
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Great video store in denmark.
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The Denmark Forum must be a highly rated precinct. It’s got two goatses which as we all, down in tha SW know, is our equivalent of a Michellin star
welcome to Denmark we are always open but may just need a little loosening
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maybe I said “know” a couple of too many ‘a times
know means KNOW!
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where’s the friggin raeki? That’s the one that gets me going most of all. It’s like a new age version of baptism!
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Raeki and Pranic healing (quack, quack)
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Reiki, people Reiki. There is a cafe’ in Hilton that thoughtfully sells reiki cakes. True.
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mm yummy- let me guess- a sprinkling of soulpranas – a few tasty ‘currants’
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perhaps savoury ones with ‘chi’ves
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Let’s see you long you can keep up the new age baking puns…. I dare you.
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Wait till you try their Tarot Cake
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How about a slice of Chi’s cake?
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Or some herbal cake moxibustion?
http://www.bestomd.com/clinic/moxibustion.html
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Lay of the space cakes fellas.
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No Jim’s Reiking, WAtch?
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Jim’s a very busy man… but I’ll ask him.
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WHat the christ. It’s a nice format.
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with a nice cupping-cino?
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There is also one called rolfing. I’m not sure what it actually is or what it claims to do, but I dig the name.
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Isn’t that what you do after hearing something hysterically funny?
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Speaking of oracular feacal matter, did anyone see Nurries’ column today?
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Precis please so we don’t have to read it.
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I lapsed into a coma after the first couple of pars. But it starts out in the usual fasion:
“A few weeks ago I was at a function blah blah blah. Had a quiet word to the Premier delicate hearing-vessels about something or other blather blather blather…”
If I had to read the whole thing I’m afraid I’d have to ask someone to kill me.
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my ning has kindly provided a summary:
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Dunsbrough its the new Denmark LOL.
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