He piled upon the whale’s white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Dick Piercy down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart’s shell upon it. Herman Melville.
If Melville is the answer, then the question must be, “How do I get all Dick Piercy on your arses?” From WAtching. I’m sorry Toyota, but the answer can never be Melville. Never!
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The Worst of Perth 
Queen Victoria Street, Fremantle
and the question to the answer is:
where did our Toyota Service Centre (where I have been getting my Toyota Dyna serviced for the last 10 years because it was a convenient cycle to my house while the boys changed the oil, plugs and wiper blades while I had an afternoon nap while skiving off work because I was getting the Toyota Dyna serviced) go??
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Meh!
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Meh.
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I concur, triple Meh.
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Do these help?
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Really? Don’t care to speculate on the question?
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Don’t get me wrong WAtching, love your work.
The Melville Toyota ad has been around for yonkers. The question is, where do you go to purchase your next Toyota.
Meh.
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I have never seen/heard the ad until yesterday. It got me wondering about the question….
Here’s a possibility…
Where can you buy over priced riverside property?
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You don’t think the Toyota logo is a bit of a give-away?
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Or could the question be “Which brainless reactionaries elected that xxxxxx Doug Shave then Janet Woollard?”
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Is the answer wanker?
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Sorry I guess I should’ve said “alleged xxxxxx” or “dodgy Doug Shave”. I couldn’t think of what to call Janet Wool.
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An annoying plonker.
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No TLA, too many letters.
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Nanny Woollard
Doug Shave was fair trading minister. His father-in-law recovered over $100k in Blackburn after a seemingly coincidental visit from a minsterial staffer.
http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/stories/s144409.htm
Doug Shave is and was an oily piece of shit, and so was the evil cunt Kierath who tried to buy the Alfred Cove electorate after him.
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Woolly Mammoth
Better than Shave or Keirath though.
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I sent in so many letters to the West with the words “Doug Asleep at The Wheel Shave” that Greypower sent me a registration form. Really.
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You joined right?
I love how it’s ok to call Keirath an evil cunt but (technically, correctly) you have to x out xxxxx.
Thanks orbea I forgot that the electors of Melville once did something useful. Much rather have Janet Woollard than Keirath.
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I am playing wheel of fortune at home.
A five letter word describing Doug Shave.
Can I buy a vowell?
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You can have 2
oo
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toolie?
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Toyota? Melville? Telstra? The answer to these questions is exactly the same.
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and the barest glimpse of Yacht Gracht! Terribly bad. Does anyone else remember when Shacks Holden (which is situated at about 5 o’clock in that photo) first painted their HSV promotional wall? It’s been retouched since, but initially it read
HSV
I just wan’t one
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I’m not headed that way, BUT, in good light you can still see the errant apostrophe hiding under a thin layer of paint. I’m informed that Shacks is a total bogan hive.
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I’ll be at Officeworks just next door soon Pfortner, I’ll have a look.
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Bad old slogans never really die. Mehlville ? Could we have the question again, please, Mr Newman.
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I went to the Melville bottle shop today and just want to send a cheerio to the staff for their prompt and friendly service
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Which one?
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the one one Marmion st next to the fish and chips
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the beer was cold too
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In unrelated news, Andrew Kadir-Buxton is back on SYB:
http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2010/01/28/actually-real/
Magnificent.
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yeah cool, he was at the bottle shop too
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Of course he was. He invented bottle shops.
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Apparently, Die Antwoord is the answer.
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Like I said Snuff.
Ask a question stupid enough you’re bound to find Die Antwoord.
I’d like to see what those guys make of Melville.
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We did not elect those vile fools! That was those rich wankers in Alfred Cove, Attadale etc. We’re part of Willagee now and we re-elected Carps last election… not that it was really worth it in the end.
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you should have voted for Hsien
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Cue Frank
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That 12 Yr old playing pretend grownups, and her fraudulent attempt of an “interview” with a so-called Jolurnalist which made what came out of Pravda look like serious Gerbalism.
Dunno why Outrage wasn’t doing his job .
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