Thanks to those that came to the live show last night. Went pretty well I think. Now, today. WAtching provides this remarkable shot which I have linked to the larger version because it’s such a nice photo. I have to apply to buy shit now? There’s a chance that when I put my application in, I may be rejected as not a fit person to be buying shit? Or are they saying that you shouldn’t apply it to the outside of your body?
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Unlike Stuart in Busselton, I’m not a big fan, having had to shovel out of the shearing sheds in Dansey’s Pass.
p.s. I may have mentioned before that the local butcher was once most amused to see me, when as a kid, mum sent me shopping for blood and bone.
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If you happen to have your application to purchase manure rejected, you can still try your luck here…
http://s866.photobucket.com/albums/ab223/lipkrieg/?action=view¤t=noshit.jpg&newest=1
the sheep shit market is hotting up.
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i’m hearing ya snuff, as kids we used help out the at the uncles farm in Meredin and chasing the sheep and shovelling wonder nuggets was part of the job. what a scam that was.
It would have been so much nicer like this!
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Indeed it would have, mp.
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Is that in Hami Hill? The whole building is a worst. Just up the road is ‘Cockburn Guns and Ammo’ which is a prime worst.
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Yep – I’d recognise it anywhere! The sign appears to have been there when Google Streetview last drove past.
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I think a lot of people would be put off by the chance that their application might be rejected. You’d have to prove you could provide a god home.
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Any particular god home LA? Church, temple or mosque ok?
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Simply recite
Tarvu tarvooti,
Oboonoo cTooti,
Mimmin O’tibbi noonah,
Mdfitty fitty noonah,
Arvu immentiBarvu,
Tarvu.
And you’ll be in like … oh … umm
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excellent work snuff!
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mmmm… grilled octopus….oops. Do I still get in?
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An excellent find there, Skink Pattipatti is well represented.
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I have got this nagging feeling that the Tarvu faith is so easy to join!
Just don’t forget to recite your prayer after visiting the toilet?
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It’s not real, bugger
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I’m on my way, Terry.
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I was hoping Shazza could cast some light on this one given that it is on her turf.
Exactly how many people are in that shed applying.
and where is the ‘no time wasters’ clause.
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And how does one get in there in the first place? Is there a secret entry through one of those drums?
WAtching, you may have gone back to Van Tongeren but you still owe me a pint for Kierath.
WAs hoping to pick it up last night but all the WOP likelies disappeared right after the show.
Good one by the way LA, our party thoroughly enjoyed the presentation.
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i thought mr curious was going to explode laughing.
and the t-shirt is brilliant, thanks.
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Sorry G’day.
I didn’t realise there were more TWOP delegates at the show. It’s kind of ok though as the beer at the Charles is atrocious. I’d rather pay up with a beer that is drinkable. I’m good for it.
Seek me out next time.
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sandals and white socks?
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Not any more.
These days you can pick me out by my inane grin and my incoherent babble.
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ahhh, a politician ? No wait, A pollie would introduce him/herself to the room first so I wouldn’t have to search.
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$9.50! and it was weak as piss, and no little silver tray for your change.
it was lucky for them that my thirst was greater than my indignation
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My Turf? This is South Freo?
Outrageous. I’ll have it removed forthwith.
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in ascot they give free horse shit away. don’t these folk know about the competitive nature of the capitalist system?
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quite appropriate indeed that Ascot is the home of free horse-shit, for that is where Wilson Tuckey lives.
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that would go a long way towards accounting for the super abundance of the stuff.
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Oh I meant to talk to u after but my ride was going
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cookster will just have to organise a twop bowls night so we can faces to gravatars.
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Alas TLA, with an overnight staff Christmas party on Friday night and a shite load of stuff to be done around the house pre-Christmas, I couldn’t get a leave pass for Thursday night at the Charles.
I hope it went well and if we have a third round, count me in – I’ll bring a crowd with me.
In the meantime, a TWOP barefoot bowls afternoon is a distinct possibility… shall we look at something for late January?
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sounds good cookster. i’m liking the combination of twop and biowls, an interesting demographic.
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If you did a Venn diagram, the overlapping part in the centre of ‘TWOP’ and ‘bowls’ would surely be ‘cheap piss’, no?
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And the overlapping part would surely need to have an overwhelming resemblance to a sphincter in the centre of two round — and extremely humorous buttocks — to be truely TWOP-worthy?
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goatse
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Hope the night went well LA. I’d jsut sunk into the sofa with me slippers on an a hot cup of cocoa when I remembered but for the life of me I couln’t get offf the sofa. Prolly Rolly suffered a similar fate.
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I heard they searched the baravan high and low but couldn’t find him anywhere, Bill. He was probably at his Yoga class.
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Yeah get stuck on an Asana he couldn’t get out of.
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Camouflage is camouflage;
Old and grey, Snuff, is bloody well invisible.
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