The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

The Worst of Perth Twitter has been running pretty hot lately.

Here’s the Best of the TWOP twitter newsfeed. Current news alerts are in the sidebar, or subscribe to them all with The Worst of Perth rss news feed so you don’t miss any gold. Whoa, reading agin, these are pretty funny.

Tim Winton fights “No shoes no service policy”. A Sydney restaurant got more than it bargained for, when the dishevelled “Bum” they refuse…

Dolphins died of “ennui”. Murdoch vets have confirmed that Swan Rivers dolphins are dying from a combination of wistfulness and nostalgia. T…

Susannah Carr’s sensational tell all book “Newzhound”released by Fremntle Press. On Rick Ardon. Hands like an octopus, head like a squid…

Zempilas to Patti Chong. – “You’re not A List anymore. Deal with it!” Basil Zempilas, Perth’s George Clooney was opening a new footpath in…

Lagos to Lisa Scaffidi, “We are not Perth’s Sister City!” Furious Nigerian Officials claimed they were duped by the Mayor into a Sister City…

Cook & The Chef’s Maggie Beer describes herself as “Biddy -licious” and sidekick Simon as a “smouldering voil au vent of energy.”…

Mitchell Johnson’s mother hits back. “You’re adopted. And you smell.”…

90% of journalists still drive Sigmas. – Wheels. “An undercover journo driving a Sigma, might as well have a sign on their head. ” said the…

Cundall “Too pretty for jail” – Defence. Fearing he would become “someone’s bitch” the vivacious 84 year old begged the bail court judge for…

Peter Cundall had shiv made out of carrot. Tas Police confirm the veteran gardener “somehow obtained pointed vegetables” while in custody in…

Edith Cowan to Issue 2ply and quilted degrees. Following the Australian University audit (AUQA) Edith Cowan University has decided to make…

Julie Bishop’s personality “cured” after touching Tony Abbot’s robe. Formerly described as having the personality of a frying pan…

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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2 Responses to The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

  1. And those on twitter may like to follow the new account of Lisa Scafakey. I’m expecting big things.

    “Sunday shopping! But stay in the City of Perth, not the fake Perth Tourism Precinct.”

    http://twitter.com/LisaScafakeyLM

    Like

  2. Caribou Bob says:

    much enjoyed, Good to see Cundall keeping busy

    Like

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