Can an obscenity be risible? Orbea correctly assumes that this would be worst worthy. Students must be lining up to make complete tits of themselves poncing around in a fake mine in Northbridge. And $98 000 seems like it wouldn’t even be enough to pay for the glitter or the glue stick to attach it to the wall. The squeak of polystyrene rocks during a simulated cave in must really set their teeth on edge. There’s a simulated knock shop as you return to the surface. What can I say but Tafecuntz?
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The bid from the mining students narrowly beat the tender from the proctologist association who had big plans for that service tunnel.
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I see potential to use this tunnel to train students over several disciplines. Apart from mining students, you could have art and textiles creating paper mache rocks etc. Emergency services training with simulated mine collapses. Psychology students learning exposure therapy techniques for claustrophobia and the like.
Then to add compulsary vibrancy, in the evenings convert into a nightclub as a resurrected Underground. Of course there would be a monorail somehow, somewhere.
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Good thinkin’, shaz. If TLA’s Nursing tweet is correct, then they’ll need to change the acronym from CUT, but what to ?
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Indeed snuff, i had to reread “The CUT Mine” to be sure there weren’t any spelling errors.
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What happened to monkeypants munkipants?
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one too many an alias happening shazza. thanks for pointing it out cos i didnt notice.
:)
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OMG! Just occurred to me (getting old!). Maybe shazza & monkeypants are same person. Very clever, guys!. Maybe even shazza and Richarbl are one. In fact makes me wonder whether I’m the only real person here apart from TLA who’s obviously working hard:
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oldfart I would never have a clam eating a piece of salmon as my 2nd gravatar.
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thank you shazza for not taking offence to the latoya / michael reference to you & i. at least i only write blog posts about clam eating:)
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I am flattered at the thought mp. You can be the yin to my raging yang. I can be the prude to your sexy vamp.
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I thought Central Uterine Nursing Training had a nice ring to it.
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Since the Government is s-o-o-o 1960s in its thinking, how about something really retro.
Like a “Cavern” tavern; complete with lots of Liverpudlian memorabilia and endless loops of Beatles music etc.?
Something new and original would just never do.
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Fixing a hole‘s not one of my favourites, Rolly, so I’d go with this one.
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How appropriate. A Liberal Minister for Energy named Collier…
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…
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I had to read the intro again as i thought it said ‘mime’. Students poncing around a fake mime made me laugh so hard, my fellow WAN-ners all glared at me and sent me Woogle-notes along the lines of being less vibrant at work.
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can we look forward to a cave in next anzac day?
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Kochie would be there like a rat up a nun’s nasty. Dullsville my arse.
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I’d be all for it if we can lose another Carleton.
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you are evil, I like you
maybe Kochie could gorge himself on pate? In East Timor? It’s how he would have wanted to go out.
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Sending Sattler down there should do the trick :-)
Then we can say the G.R phrase to Despene.
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I assume up until now they’ve had to make do with turning the couches upside down, putting them near the dinner table, and spreading Spiderman sleeping bags over them.
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what a coincidence senor bento, i participated in that activity just this past weekend – and next time i might i do it when the kids are home too!
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Would be nice to see the reaction from employer when they ask about underground experience.
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lived in London for a year
spent every Sunday at Church
jobs a cert
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