The much maligned Richarbl, scion of conservative thought, (I’ve never written scion before, so I thought ‘d throw it in,) was seemingly the only one to notice the vibrancy based Future Perthing on page 56 of yesterday’s West (21/10/09). Richarbl writes…
I refer to the article in todays West P56 which outlines a vision for Barrack St to become a “vibrant arty boulevard”.
Government Architect, Steve Woodland goes on to say, ” It is likely to adorned with major artworks and sculptures, making it a grand walk with a mix of culture and history. That would transform it from being a pretty sad street at the moment into something which is a really fascinating and interesting journey”
I have heard similar claims from other visionaries such as the Wodonga City Council and here is the result. Surprisingly it is still known as Stanley St but locally it is referred to…. and with more than a nod to the mostly female contingent that approved it…. An Exhibition of Pubic Hair.
Thanks Richarbl. I thought the ideas for Barrack Street sounded great, but as we have seen before (ie Subiaco) the gap between good ideas and what gets done in Perth is large. Whatever the good intentions, we all know that Barrack Street will end up with a march of The Wa-Wa’s as has been foisted on Wodonga. 
The Worst of Perth 
The little opening at the top makes me wonder which way is up. But….
I bet that ‘approving female contingent’ weren’t my sorta gals. Looks like a man-eaters cunstruct/artifuct. Wouldn’t put my little precious anywhere near it, let alone my mouth.
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If a car hit this monstrosity, would it be a case of being cuntstruck?
There is a new worst being installed on the corner of Lake and James Street. It looks like the yang to this one’s yin.
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Yep, it’s probably time to start calling things as they are in urban landscaping – none of this softly softly bullshit.
Why not step up and change the official name of the street to “Pubic Hair Street”. It would be an absolute tourism bonanza!
I can see it now, “Cunt Avenue”, “Arsehole Place”, Scrotum Terrace”, “Chong Bucket Boulevarde”. Bring it on!
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And I hope this famous back door won’t be threatened by the Wawa army.
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the sight of a ten-foot tall minge with metal teeth has caused my cremaster to clench so tightly that I am getting a cramp.
was it mention of Julie Bishop that brought this image to mind, richarbl?
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Julie Bishop?
Looks more like Bronwyn to me (but its been a while….).
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For Julie Bishop you’d need a visual representation of “Dumbarse with the personality of a frying pan.” Brief The Smiths.
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i’ve always wondered what a vagina dentata looked like.
now i know.
not sure my world is a better place though.
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There i was, typing, thinking heh heh, bet no one else has thought of this. Clicked ‘submit’
I was beaten to the punch by 6 minutes.
I am starting to think i may have shared the odd lecture theatre with yourself curious…
So how was script writing with Brain Dribble?
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i don’t think i did script writing, but i certainly remember brian from creative writing, with my old friend lizzy j.
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It’s porobably for the best. Complete waste of time. Heavy on practical advice and light on symposia
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Vagina Dentata…
This nightmare bought to by Mike Ward
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Now that is a fucking avatar. Seriously. You look like a character from Breaking Bad.
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Watch your mouth sonny or i’ll burn down your local Tapas bar. Filthy spaniards…
Jack van Chongeran
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The sister sculpture at right rear looks like it’s crackin’ up. Or is that down?
And the one at far left rear? Sign for public toilet maybe?
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The one on the right is screaming botched episiotomy!
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More to the point Cimbali, is that’s what can happen without an episiotomy.
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Boys! Girls! Behave!
It is subtle, I know, but cant you see it’s a sensitively imagined and beautifully executed rectovaginal fistula. One of nature’s more delightful gifts to the whole species and most properly included in any decent streetscape.
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That recto-vaginal fistula is my dad!
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Don’t go there son!
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plans for the King’s Park monorail have been released:
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Bento will be pleased to see that Landcorp updated their C2030 conference blog:
http://c2030landcorp.wordpress.com/
Up up and away, go the vibrancy levels. Well, more away than up…
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I like how locals have vibratised the artwork by placing appropriate pubey plants nearby, giving it that ‘unkempt’ feel. Very au naturale.
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I do beleive this is the ‘Pubic Flora’ mentioned yesterday
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so obviously not in brazil.
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Gives a whole new meaning to the word ‘bush’ i suppose…
apologies for missing previous statement to the pubia flora effect :)
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It’s ok CD. Just remember …
Chairman KS says
“Woogle before you write.”
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I was far too busy trying to claim my cut-price tickets to Black Swan Theatre and attempting to get WAN to post me a donut to pay attention to the aforementioned conversation.
I just tried to Woogle myself and it came up blank, so now i’m questioning my own existance.
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Wodonga eh?
More like Donger Woe.
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Actually they have changed it to Wochi-chi
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I believe there was a similar scheme to this one proposed during the landcorp C2030 summit.
someone suggested a statue of a massive cunt in King’s Park:
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skink, you made my day.
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Anatomy is not your strong point is it Skink?
That is clearly a Colon.
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I thought he was more arsehole than cunt or colon.
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Colon Bayonet? Sounds like something out of Roger’s Profanisaurus. More tea, vicar?
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prick, cunt, arsehole…
Colin is a polygonad
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isnt that the beginning of an Ian Dury song?
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I know. Not my best moment.
Now where’s that hair shirt…
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I want to do a gag about inserting vibrancy, but I’m terrified of the link Snuff will follow it with.
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And in Scarbs, inserting vibrant vegetables.
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A wise move, Bento. Those lids look a bit rough.
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He really hates women, doesn’t he ?
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only when they won’t have unexpected sex.
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They try to hide it, curious, but their bile gives them away all the time.
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We know Richarbls stance on feminism – he doesn’t get it. (Unless it’s unexpectedly)
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Thanks for your input shazza. My stance on feminism is considerably more progressive than you might think
though I don’t wish to sound defensive.
On another point, the nickname for this err vibrant art precinct is not mine. Its a shame TLA didn’t include the photos of the alien flower collection or the whale ribs, make so much more sense.
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Richarbl if you, as a male, insist on challenging a woman’s feminist credibility, and then claim to be enlightened beyond that females expectation, you are lining yourself up for ridicule. It’s very easy to state that you are “more progessive” than I think, but your historical claims on this very site reflect evidence of something other.
Having a couple of independernt daughters does not give you any claim to understanding the many and varied faces of the feminist paradigms.
I’m not challenging you to a debate here. Just pointing out that when you insist on ‘knowing’ something, yet it’s clear you probably don’t you should stop peddling.
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I didn’t want to distract from these wonderful Wawa’s.
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Is that your way of telling me to shutup?
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The fact remains that I never questioned your feminist credentials nor did question anybody else’s.
You simply chose to personalise part of a comment that was actually meant as a reflection of TLA burgeoning popularity and somehow I have been tagged ever since.
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bullshit.
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Nay! I refute your scurrilous claim of bullshit.:)
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Agree to disagree I think Richarbl. Before TLA starts to censor me.
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Come on you two, let’s leave it for the live show.
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Bull shit.
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The correct retort to bullshit is “bullshit nothing.” I thought the wawa’s was an excellent submission today.
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Seen 1 wawa seen em all.
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Oh oh, here we go.
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Look Shazza how about we call a truce on the fem thing? I am not anti female so please get over it.
Besides why criticise me for something I haven’t done…. when I have provided such a wealth of things I have.
Link please snuff
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I know we need to wind this up Richarbl, but I must point out that I never claimed you are anti female. That has nothing to do with feminism. Making my point.
As TLA would say –
ixnay on the eministfay.
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No problem, another day then.
In the meantime if you could pinpoint the the exact comment that questioned your creditability on ‘you know what’, that may go some way to clearing up a possible misunderstanding.
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See here.
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I don’t think that will help.
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Fair enough, TLA. I’m not convinced he can read, either.
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Correction. It worked perfectly. Finally, not a peep out of him.
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I have to admit your dastardly plan worked a treal.
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Ha Ha that should be of course treat, with a t.
A free kick to start your weekend Snuff.
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So, shaz. He asked to see it. He saw it, and he’s got nothin’. Good call on the bullshit.
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Good call on what exactly?
I don’t click on your links.
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Good. Everybody else does.
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Sorry. Couldn’t find anything but pointless, abusive drivel.
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Thats the spirit.
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Every bit of “you’re a quasi-feminist”, “you’re a bald loon” niggle gets you one step closer to the magical million, TLA.
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I think he’s after your ivory dildo Bento.
Hey! My spell check doesn’t recognise dildo. But my computer is American, how could it not?
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can we get just one more ‘paradigm”?
I think it is a much more woody word than ‘hegemony’, which sounds tinny to my ear
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Thankyou for noticing my attempt at wanker humour skink. I figured if I was going to get on my feminist high horse I had to throw in at least one social sciences 101 term, and TLA used hegemony earlier in the day.
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Sorry, skink. All gone.
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“caribou gone!”
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That’ll teach ’em not to nibble the hoops, mp.
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nibble, very tinny, eeeeeeee.
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orbea, that picture just made my whole day worthwhile! bloody sensational effort!
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The video on TIRL put the icing on mine, mp. Onya.
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it’s all about keeping my peeps happy snuff, you know that! glad you enjoyed it.
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Tagged wodonga, wors sculpture, worst public art
Wors tags ever.
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But are they catetorisable, Zarquon ?
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Almost daily I learn a new word for the front bottom.
Had a great classroom moment once when I asked my year tens exactly what was a punani?
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Then you really should check out the recents posts on monkeypants’ TIRL, margeryx.
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Wrong link, sorry, margeryx. This is the one you want.
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I assume the urban dictionary will have it.
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Consider my education complete – or at least up to the letter F.
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10 more glorious days to go margeryx:)
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behind you!
self-propelled punani, on a bike:
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First thought: Forget the elephant ears, check out the silk.
But after closer inspection: Representation of some oldfart from Wallace & Gromit sounding off about Town of Vincent voting. The proud owner clearly defies anyone to say otherwise.
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for the love of god skink, you nearly made me hurl my breakfast across the reception desk!
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So it is true, they are all pink inside!
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Along with others, except for our fearless shaz, I also found that image pretty scary, skink. Fortunately, the photographer kindly managed to also get a giant pussy on a bike into the shot.
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So *that’s* where the clitoris is. Huh. Well I never.
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poor poor mrs bento :(
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If Mrs Bento had had the foresight to build me a 50:1 scale model (mobile, no less!), this awkwardness could all have been avoided.
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or you could enrol here and surprise mrs bento for christmas:)
http://cunnilingusacademy.com/
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4 year degree plus 2 semesters of prac? I don’t think so.
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Apparently, all the examinations are oral.
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Yer got in first, Onanist; I had a similar idea on the tip of my tongue.
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I did recently apply to the analingusacademy -much harder to get into.
I’m here all week, try the beef curtains.
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I would’ve gone with ‘try the tossed salad’, myself. But nice work, anyway.
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I have already graduated from that academy ‘magna cum loudly’
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there will be a prize awarded at the end of today for the most fannytastic chuff-themed pun of the day.
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It explains the obsessive Quiz Night cheatery. Sheer frustration.
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It sounds like you might need to get rid of the kids, turn down the lights, and rest your head on a pillow, Bento.
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Do stop all this fannying around, you ‘new bastards’.
I do not have a weak stomach – I can throw as far as anyone – but that last link by skink would make a slaughterhouse operative spew.
Thanks for the nausea breaker mp. Better than Quikeze.
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my pleasure rolly, i had to do something to purge that image from my already severely scarred mind :)
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I actually like and admire it. An unsantitised view of a cunt. Not what you’ll find in Penthouse, with their powder puff, pruning and photoshop efforts. Powerful, confronting and unashamed.
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But, shazza, size is everything.
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That’s right Rolly, the bigger the better.
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it’s exposed their darkest fears – that they will never be big enough.
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Isn’t that what’s making implant surgeons so wealthy?
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It took you all day to come up with that?
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But shaz, except for Southern California, there’s a CBD epedemic out there.
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Cue the Lolo Ferrari shots Snuff.
(make Rolly’s night)
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Later, shaz. It’s Friday night.
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Weak, shaz, weak.
Took me all of 5 seconds to think it and half an hour to type it.
Funny that I should have a life beyond TWOP.
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i hear you shazza, and i too appreciate an unphotoshopped cunt, however that one scared me.
imagine waking up next to it? they could use it to replace the traditional “horses head” mafia message.
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Hee hee.
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jill and the beanstalk kind of scenario
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