The Box

Fremantle. From Shazza. (Reels back, waiting for the shitstorm.) I suppose there’s no point in saying that I LOVE the letterbox? No, I thought not.


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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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32 Responses to The Box

  1. monkeypants says:

    hmmmm. that looks deceptively like a huge pile of chamois left over from a frenzied car cleaning operation. too many reefers made them a little OCD? Shazza do tell, what is it?


  2. shazza says:

    It’s a tad difficult to say exactly monkeypants. It appears to be some form of melted plastic. I am reticent to return and linger lest a lynch mob be in wait.

    No doubt the infuriated owner will post today accusing me of drawing attention to their home, complaining that they will now have to keep a round the clock vigil to ensure no one damages their creation.


  3. Snuff says:

    Jesus wept.

    p.s. This is my husbands (sic) letterbox … Not you Greg. CHEERS


  4. Vic Demised says:

    Looks like the bastard offspring of Jackson Pollock and Sidney Nolan may live there.


  5. David Cohen says:

    Haiku 6162:

    Masterpiece I scream.
    As we all scream for spring and
    Wait for the melting.


  6. Jim says:

    This letterbox belongs to my farther(honestly). Let me explain. He is a line marker who does alot of stencil work, shoolyards etc.. At the end of the day he cleans all his gear and peels a think layer of paint off the stencils and slaps it on top of the letterbox. Not intended to be aesthetically pleasing. Knock on the door next time and he will love to tell you all about it. Cheers.


  7. Onanist says:

    Simply, WTF?


  8. Tiang says:

    Stick 2 eyes and a mouth on it, and call it a Portrait:

    A fellow art critic response:
    Looks like one of my sneezes.


  9. Cassie says:

    It does look like the left overs from numerous paint trays..

    I hope its water based paint? Next rain & it’ll be trailing to the gutter and what’s in the gutter goes to the sea (except those seated in the gutter eating a kebab).


  10. Search the Web on says:

    i’m speechless.


  11. skink says:

    totally unrelated, but TWOP regular Eeyore Cameron has today revealed that he used to play ‘Offal Pyjamas’ with his priest:

    it says that it is heartbreaking, and it would be a very callous bastard that would make fun of such an experience.

    So here goes.

    I can’t help thinking – is that what turned him into a Liberal Party candidate?


    • Paracleet says:

      Good Riddance!


    • Frank Calabrese says:

      But read the comments underneath – it’s the hang em brigade at it’s finest, and yes he did mention it earlier in his book in a vaugeish way so it isn’t exactly a new revelation.

      No wonder he didn’t have a kind word when one of his electorate officers was caught up in that big international child porn raid a few years back.


  12. Bill O'Slatter says:

    The circus ( adding much vitally needed vibracy) went by, and an elephant on a pure banana diet shat on the letterbox ?


  13. ronggly says:

    Reminds me of a story my aunt told about my Grandma arriving from Perth at Heathrow, opening her suitcase at customs to show the effect that two large jars of her home-made lemon butter broken in transit have on clothing.


  14. xald says:

    Nothing quite like the “Needed to clean up some piss with tissues” look.


  15. Caribou Bob says:

    it’s like the elephant’s graveyard of plastic-wrap cheese.


  16. The Legend 101 says:

    People are aloud to have whatever letterbox styles they like thankyou so all you guys please shutup.


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