Well we are heading towards two years of The Worst of Perth. September is already here, but why are the christmas decorations not up yet?
David Fucking Outrage Cohen sends in three worthy weekend worsts. Apostrophe abuse has become all too common, but this one is so egregious it is still worth a shot. DFOC says.
The apo abuse one was most distressing, as it was in a second-hand bookshop.
There were other signs saying Stair’s and Sport’s…in a bookshop!
Chris saw a sign that had worse spelling than mine. Unfortunately this sign can’t be corrected so easily. Thanks Chris. At least it didn’t say pubic.
DFOC also saw the disturbing sight of someone taping a mirror to their steering wheel to apply makeup while driving. Seems a little “stalky” DFOC, but well done.
DFOC also received this gem linking Cannes to Busselton.
A little bit of Cannes comes to Busselton – Media Statement CinefestOZ media release – 4 Sept 2009
Western Australia will host Cannes Marché du Film Executive
Director Jérôme Paillard as the key speaker of a forum
on digital media at the Australian/French film festival
CinéfestOZ in Busselton on Saturday September 12, 2009.
What with Mandurah as Venice, Busso as Cannes, Bunbury would be what Nancy?
And a nice photo of a nice numberplate from Mark0.
A nice worstoff. Worst well.
The Worst of Perth 
Many thanks, TLA. I can’t tell which of my worsts is most unbelievable: I leave it to more expert TWOPers to judge.
Stalking? I was just done the gerbalism thing. Women drivers are so organised! A man would’ve forgotten the sticky tape.
I trust shazza, poor lisa, cimbali et al won’t regard me as a Moffo.
Have a materially-rewarding and spiritually-enlightening weekend (which was brought to you by trade unions), and see you on the picket line next week!
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Well DFOC my husband is one, so it can’t be all bad.
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Please, won’t someone think of the children!
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bunbury will still be bunbury.
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true enough!
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A friend of mine just asked me what Bunbury is like and I told him that it’s Midland on the coast.
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With the amount of Italians living there (including my Sister & her husband) that sounds like an accurate statement :-)
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I thought Japan were the parking masters, but it’s Egypt FTW !
Avagoodweegend.
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I didn’t see that Pivo 2 applying the driver’s make-up, Snuff.
More innovation required.
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Good point, DFOC. I hear the Alpha-male prototype has some interesting innovations for the development of that intimate relationship.
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That film was a hoot.
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Saw a number plate the other day: JOKOOL
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Seems Cockburn is also a suburb in the USofA, where no doubt, it’s pronounced Cock burn.
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Let’s check the pronunciation with Mike, our US correspondent, 13th Oyster.
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Right on cue, TLA.
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