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i wonder if the pooning mask –
http://pooning-mask.urbanup.com/1754243 – was a natural progression from the fart in a bag?
kind of makes sense.
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i like that the fart bag is pinned to the ground, it’s obviously serious.
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In my experience, drawing pins tend to be relatively ineffective against the medium of paving bricks.
It’s a bit like the ‘Wet Paint’ sign dilemma though, isn’t it? I must admit there would have been a tiny part of my brain that would want to check if there really was a fart in the bag. Probably approximately equivalent to the size of the tiny brain that conceived and implemented the gag, I guess.
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The fart bag is like that Lotto advert gone wrong. At least the little boy hasn’t lost his manners.
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God, that ad bugs me.
We had to sit through it at every foreign film at the Festival.
The kid with his jar creeped me out.
“Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket…”
Aaaahhh!
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and there is something a bit creepy about the bit when he is sneakily catching the air when the other boy is naked in the lake
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All together Now !!!! :-)
And here is a clever parody:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E23uQOVbBUM
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did you inhale?
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Once again the question that comes immediately to mind is how this puerility can be occurring on any university campus.
Have the benchmarks for uni entrance fallen so low that those responsible for this crass, idiocy are considered our best and brightest?
No wonder so many of our talented young people move OS after graduation. And what a terrifying thought when you consider the gene pool remaining.
I seem to have come over all Rollyesque.
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Imitation being the most sincere form of flattery :D
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I seem to recall humour being of a similar level of puerility when I was at university, just without props. And in my day (15 years ago or so) it was in fact easier to get into university due to lower ‘benchmarks’ that it is now. 52.5% or so in the TEE got you in to many courses (except at UWA) and the campuses were flooded with beach bums, bogans and also presumably the types that would fart into bags and leave them for public consumption had they the wherewithal.
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university has always been the home of the puerile.
whilst i might be completing a masters, i still love a good fart joke.
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I too am in possession of a university degree. Perhaps those I associated with had a different take on humour?
Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate a fart joke as much as the next Aussie, but the bag just doesn’t do it for me.
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Agreed shazza, it’s not like in our day. Jumping on a boat and flashing everyone between Guildford and The Windsor was far more highbrow.
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Who doesn’t love a good old fashioned flash? Have fun yourself, and bring a smile to the face of others. It’s an act of giving.
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Don’t get me wrong – I’m not saying waving one’s bits at Mormons isn’t a hoot, I’m simply saying it’s not quite Wildean sophistication, either.
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Listen buddy, there is a certain level of skill and comic timing required to flash with good effect. Any Engineering student can write a trite comment on a plastic bag.
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No I think Senor Bento is right. The fart bag took more sophistication. Not that I’m against good rack work.
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So the fart bag is sohpisticated humour? Now who’s wrong and stupid? (insert smiley emotiocon here)
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No, more sophisticated than boozie flashing.
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Really?
Man, am I out of touch!
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Where do boozie flashing and fart bagging rank against verbatim quoting of the parrot sketch?
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Sorry squire we’re right of irony.
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Higher. Much higher.
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i must be a sucker for a plastic money bag i guess.
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Seconded Curious , an peurility bring it on. The only question is ; is this a good fart joke ? Only if a candid camera is involved.
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Now that would be funny.
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agreed shazza, that would be a complete not worst.
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maybe its some sort of test to judge how gullible and stupid people really are at university. who would really open it?
besides they asked nicely for someone to smell it.
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Perhaps, like this gentleman apparently, they studied in Oxford, danger mae.
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I just spat my Sem Sav Blanc across the room Snuff. That rally driver clip is golden.
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Indeed it is, shaz. I’m not sure if these drivers had time for apologies however, especially the train driver.
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LA,
I see from the news that Curtin and Murdoch staff are planning to go on strike.
is it because they won’t let you whip the horses, or am I getting confused?
have you considered that the Fart Bag may have been left there specifically for you by a certain Murdoch student, and the smell in the bag might be Old Turd?
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I won’t be striking. Smacks of Communism.
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Jesper’s had nothing to say since his meltdown, and has taken to typewritering, so you may be right, skink.
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The strike is on a Wednesday: outrage.
Why couldn’t they have it on Friday, when I’m on campus??
Will you be scabbing, TLA?
Also, I notice Miss Nude has no nipple has fallen out of the most active post list: extra outrage.
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Apparently overtaken by Ixnay on the Untcay dfoc.
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was hundreds of ixnay untcay views from Larvatus prodeo on comment I made on student posters.
Miss nude has 6,332 views, the most viewed of all posts by a couple of thousand, although all the Chong posts added together would make about 8000 views.
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Will be scabbing up a storm, or most likely ignoring up a storm.
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I, too, hope the revolution comes on a workday, DFOC.
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She’s ba-ack.
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As is the Town of Vincent competition.
Strange days indeed, shazza…
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who’s back? who…who?
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Our Nikki s back in most active posts I think is what’s meant.
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Yes TLA, that is who I meant.
Skink I assume you thought I was referring to Patti Sue making a blogger come-back?
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don’t scare me like that
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and you would prefer the smacks of ???
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Satanism
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would that involve nougat?
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Nougat, montelimar, ginger slings, any of the black arts.
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