Dave saw this at Joondalup Medicare. Could be one of those benches which make a fart sound when you lower the backside? That sign should have been on this.

And a more sitting friendly invitation from Turf. Can’t tell what paper he’s reading. Not The Post, not The West. Is it that free business paper they give out around West Perth? Is it The Quokka?

…sitting here resting my bones
and The Post keeps me from feeling alone
its ten thousand miles I’ve roamed
just to make this bog my own…
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Surely the first sign should be: Please take care when shitting?
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The laminated toilet sign is quaintly splattered with “dirt” and the fella has not put the seat up!
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That’s cos he’s doing a number two. Or is he ? I wonder what his right hand is doing.
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Little room, big thoughts
Lead to a much bigger splash
On toilet paper.
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Newspaper, quiet time, evacuation imminent.
Cleanse the colon and clear the mind.
Ritual completed, daily grind begins.
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That looks like some fancy American imported toilet. Note the extended, shallow flat pan, and side-mounted flushing arm. Yes sir, that’s one high-end crapper you got there.
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