A couple of astounding Japaneser worsts from DJ Snuff. I like that car. And what exactly is the fuck me monkey selling? A monkey says fuck me while a member of Kiss just stands by?

And Stu is not sure whether this is a pisstake, but I think it is more likely a sign of the times.


And Bento is slowly shaking his head at this toerag tag. I’m sure we’ve had worse. Remember the tagged palm frond?

And a late entry via Inside Cover’s Daniel Hatch. That’s the difference between IC and TWOP. I can post def cunt. Beautiful. Twitter users can also follow Daniel’s out of control twitter feed at http://www.twitter.com/IC_Daniel_Hatch

Thanks everyone, as 800 000 impressions is passed. Worst well.
It’s Ace. He was on lots of drugs so not at all interested in sex, even with a fuck me monkey. Gene would be a different story.
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Not a million miles from that Woolies signage you had a while ago: for the tomatoes they had ‘Great in salad!’
That Disney font is popular in Japan. No doubt Snuff-san can enlighten us.
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No time to comment I’m off to all the Bunnings stores within cooee of here to mess around in their letter sections. Brilliant.
PS. Please save the ‘get a life’ comments.
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And I’m gartified to see the nasty pork has a warning, while the humble egg is merely identified.
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“gartified”, as in feeling compelled to wear a garter?.
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Yes shazza – I am gartful.
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Picture required.
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Not “girt by sea” ???
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When egg flu sweeps the world, the egg will get a warning. Until then, it is simply noted.
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sure, but should we simply sit by as fish flu devastates us as well http://yelpar.blogspot.com/2009/08/fish-it-contains-fish.html
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Silly buggers can’t even get an ampersand the right way round.
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hahah I hadn’t noticed that, another reason.
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Loving that fuck me monkey and a fabulous contribution from the cow loving chap from IC.
You’ll hate this TLA, but I was in Sydney a few weeks back and almost choked on my hash brown when I noticed a father at the table next door reading a book called ‘What Shat That’ to his small son.
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there is a WA of that book entitled “Who shat on that?”
in which the answer to every question is ‘Colin Barnett’
Q1: new stadium
Q2: Ellenbrook railway
Q3: foreshore redevelopment
…et cetera and so forth
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Oh, Japan. What would I do without your never-ending stream of weird crap to keep me amused?
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