From C who saw these at Perth Tafe (Spiritual home of the Tafecuntz?) Yeah I’ll pay that as a worst.
Worst Talk
Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… AHC McDonald on The Montegiallo School of… Anonymous on The Montegiallo School of… Anonymous on The Knock Shop of Broken … Anonymous on The Knock Shop of Broken … 
The Definitive Ranki… on Kalamunda, Australia’s u… AHC McDonald on The Montegiallo School of… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Anonymous on Mr Fist Anonymous on The Montegiallo School of… Blood on Review: “The Montegiallo Schoo… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Online Now
The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
You’re not allowed to say anything bad about any kind of triffid.
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Otherwise you’ll be thrown off a Cliffe.
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triffid? it looks more like a Banksia,
named by the famous botanist and arts critic: Ron Banks.
the two tubes on the right look like legs – can you wear it as a fancy dress costume?
you could walk around making Dalek noises and shouting ‘pollinate!’
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My first thoughts were worst triffid ever. Now I’m thinking the one at the front is the worst Xanthorrhoea ever. I guess there’s no crossover between tafecuntz and artycuntz.
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It seems the main difference between Tafecuntz and kindergarten children is the size of the pipecleaners used in their craft projects.
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Me: It’s afraid!
Crowd: [CHEERS LOUDLY]
/obscure?
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Reminds me of “The Little Shop of Horrors.”
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Jeez you guys, someone goes to all that effort to spruce up the Tafe Bookshop and all you lot can do is whinge about it. You all need to get a life.
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I challenge you all to stop whinging, and tell me what you would do to improve the TAFE Bookshop. If you dont ever learn to engage with questions on this topic then the TAFE Bookshop will be designed and built and you might not like it…………………… but i spose it would at least give you all something to go online and pretend to undertstand through th unwitty comments you all seem to be so fond of.
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I would like to call attention to your poor grammar Bento. Please improve before posting again. You new bastard.
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I guess it might be a Wokshop, based on the sign.
Or a Grokshop.
Too soon?
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Ooh I’m feeling the burn. I hope you’re going to be at this Sept 3rd thing, so I can claim satisfaction?
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Lamentably, no. I advised LA I would be unable to attend, shortly after the date was announced, and assumed the whole thing would be called off. Apparently not.
I was looking forward to swapping stories of Forrestfield shenanigans, but these (and your satisfaction) will have to wait.
My sincere apologies.
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Heh. Did you know that Forrestfield High is now known as “Darling Range Sports College”. There’s a worst right there friends.
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I wonder if this is part of King Colon and Elizabeth Stablecunt’s move to semi privatise the education system ? :-)
Expect a lot of Yuppiefied schools to take part and create little enclaves where the riff raff will be weeded out and only “nice” children will be enrolled.
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Ha. I used to teach at Forrie.
The kids in the sports programs were the antithesis of ‘nice’ children. A bunch of elitist arseholes is a much more apt description.
Sports college. Pft.
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Elitist? Forrestfield?
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I know that the concept requires a serious mental leap, but true none-the-less.
The sports program kids were convinced they were the next David Beckham, et al.
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I went to the library. there wasn’t much to see. Just books wherever you looked.
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It’s a quite interesting piece, but it could also double as an arse ornament.
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Um, folks, over this way:
http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/08/mitchells-provedores-unprovedorable.html
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Does Mitchell deliver or is it more of a ‘feels on wheels’ arrangement?
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Wow. Everyone over there is so narky. It fills me with joy that there is so much love over here and the only ones who get new assholes are the illiterate
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yeah wow that would be so narky.
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First!
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Oh shit you guys beet me to it
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i wasn’t replying to you ljuke, take a hike.
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oops sorry my mistake. have a nice day.
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the weeds in my lawn would make these guys look like pansies….
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Man, I really need a better camera.
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