It was down in Chinatown,
All the cokies laid around,
Some were high and some were mighty low;
There were millions on the floor
When a knock came on the door,
And there stood old Smoky Joe.
He was sweatin’, cold and pale,
He was lookin’ for his frail,
He was broke and all his junk ran out;
Nobody made a sound,
As he stood and looked around,
And then you hear old Smoky shout:
Saying, “Tell me where is Minnie?
My poor Minnie!
Has she been here, Kicking the gong around?”Cab Calloway, Kickin’ The Gong Around
After seeing this, Outrage Cohen made the mistake of trying to cure a bastard hangover with pure gong power. Krazy Kym hammered gongs next to his head for several hours. Maybe it was her technique? No, no, no. A bit like the New Zealand Pharmacy where I asked for a sleeping pill to help with a long plane journey to Mexico. The pharmacist suggested some drops of lavendar for my in flight pillow. Ahh, no. Some things won’t cut it on reality street. This was seen behind the Art Department at Curtin where no doubt The ‘Rage, that well known, low down, Hoochie Coocher, was smoking a Hong He ciggie. Did you see how the feminist wall was faring Outrage?
The Worst of Perth 
Healing schmealing. Send these people straight down to the Perth Cultural Centre.
Gongs are all about sex. T-Rex’s ‘Get it On, Bang The Gong’ illustrates just how raunchy they are.
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Well I think you can be confident that a gong won’t cure a headache. I assume I’ll get emails from Gong truthers now.
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I was so not on-song any amount of gong-bong would’ve been wrong.
More wrong than a Chong in a thong.
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or more wrong than a Chong with a Schlong.
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Or even a Chong with a long schlong.
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…drinking a long black?
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I don’t know what your comment meant, so I’m censoring it Shazza.
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careful now
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Patti Patti ‘iron fist’ Chong,
as loud and hollow as a Chinese gong
shrill and dumb, but never wrong
you stand in fear of a woman so strong
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http://www.gongsoundhealing.com/
If an identicle sound is produced with a different instrument, is it equally as healing?
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‘a gong sound bath’? A gong sponge bath?
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Can’t argue with a peer reviewed journal.
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rank stupidity
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Fridge & Washer City wishes to advise we have cancelled Bento’s lucrative endorsement contract after it was brought to our attention his comments are usually intended to offend the families of deceased persons, retarded children, lesbian separatists, tinfoil hatters, and Rolly.
The generally half-formed and loudly-espoused opinions of Bento are not those of Fridge & Washer City.
Thank you.
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good riddance, I say
I went there and it was not a city at all, just a large shop.
It didn’t have a mayor or anything
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lol @ “the Gongs”. teh gongs!
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“Some things won’t cut it on reality street.” That is gold, LA!
Can I steal it?
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I can’t remember where reality street comes from, so yes you can resteal it.
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