I thought this mushroom man sent in by Turf looked like a young demented Tony Blair, but then Blair always looked demented anyway. He does look ready to chain you to the wall of some mushroom dungeon and chop your extremeties off. He seems to have a butcher’s apron on, which doesn’t help. And on the topic of blue funks, do these blue chicks help sell Dominos Pizzas?




It might too early in the morning for rational thought but that looks like Barbara Eden and Benazir Bhutto performing some sort of exotic entertainment on a couple of UFO’s.
Just another reason not to eat Dominos and up till now I was happy with my “their pizza’s taste like shit” reason
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It’s the mind blowing for which you need to vedge out on the magic of mushies with vitamin B12.
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I see a psychopathic Tony Curtis rather than deranged Tony Blair. Perhaps illustrating all Tonys are to be avoided.
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I see a more-intense-than-usual Jean Reno.
Is the pizza going in or out?
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Out.Poisoned girl havin a yak.
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It almost looks like she’s re-topping that slice. I guess that’s the Domino’s Effect.
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I’m going with sinister, beardless (alive) Jeremy Beadle.
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withered hand not shown
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since when was a mushroom a vegetable.
no doubt the mushroom bloke gets invited to all the best parties because he’s such a fun guy
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Shes eating pizza through a fat straw.
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re: mushrooms-
The only vitamin B12 in a mushroom is in the manure that clings to it. I don’t know how this myth got started but it is pervasive. Google it if you don’t believe me.
re: blue-girls
Looks like the red pigment has faded- this always seems to happen doesn’t it? Old colour photos or ads always lose their red hues 1st. Maybe the red pigment is photo-degraded faster than the blue.
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The pics are not very old I don’t think.
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And the red doesn’t appear to have faded from the red bits.
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…hmm you’re right.
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The dominos chick reminds me of Nigella Lawson at her finest.
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I think the message is ‘if you don’t eat mushrooms you might turn into a zombie’ (pictured).
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that is Troy Buswell
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