It would take more than a couple of paragraphs of French to get me to slap placenta on my hair. I’d rather add IKEA’s Creamed Crab to my tonsure. “For best results use with other fine Hask placenta products.” It really does say that on the packet. My dream job would be Hask placenta harvester. It’s not tested on animals. Well that’s alright then.


I think the Wicked Campervan (“HONK if your HORNY” was the worst thing I was going to see today…
It appears not.
I am glad that placenta extract is derived from animal placenta — but what I’m really after is something a little more exotic.
Animal? Could be anything.
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It’s not egg yolk is it?
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I think the real question: where on Perth can we buy this?
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Galleria
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Where all good gynaecological haircare products are sold.
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Placentas R Us. Your favourite obstetrician beautician.
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That explains the smell….
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What other fine Placenta products could there be? Vegemite ‘n’ Placenta?
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Polenta’n’placenta?
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New wattle paint name is Placenta Magenta.
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ha ha ha,
Yes there are many others. I’m personally about to start offering placenta brownies to clients :o) weird and ick to some, but wonderful stuff
http://www.butterflybeginnings.com.au/placenta-medicine.html
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http://blog.synthesis.net/tag/placenta-400000/
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It would be obviously wrong for animals to smear themselves in animal placenta… are humans animals?
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I was born smeared in placenta, and I’ll die … etc
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This product does not guarantee that after constant use, ticks, insects, fleas and possibly birds could infest your head.
Your appetite may change to products such as hay, grass and you will be attracted to the smell of garbage bins.
Licking yourself, smelling other people’s bum and rubbing yourself up against trees could be another side affect.
You will find that you begin have a tendency to walk on all fours.
If these symptons persist, then see a vet.
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