Weekend Worstoff 37

I want flames, but just a little flame, like a candle. Something to suggest I might travel 5k’s over the limit. Reminds me of the flaming Falcon. A Melbourne Worst from Meccano.

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And regards vehicles, Rolly was pleased in a schaudenfraude sort of way by these tradies getting their Hilux stuck in Scarborough.

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Maja submitted this in Redcliffe for worst garden. I like the new roof contrasting with the junk garden. Perhaps it’s a work in progress and they are getting to the garden now the roof is done. Thanks Maja.

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And Hugh Jass is going nyuk nyuk, Forrestfield –  Bogan, get it? Thanks HughJ.

week37bougan1Ahh back to work Monday. Worst well this weekend.

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12 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 37

  1. David Cohen says:

    No comments? This is outrageous.

    Bogans bog-lapping
    Bogged next to a bogan villa:
    Boggy and sour.

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  2. Bento says:

    Schadenfreude is my favourite kind of freude.

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  3. David Cohen says:

    The joy of the dune
    Four on the floor is useless
    Bogan a no-go.

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  4. Rolly says:

    DFOC,

    Six-speeder, mate, with a mob of rather expensive “upgrades”.
    No doubt all put down as a tax deduction.
    Like “free-to-air” commercial radio, TV corporate sponsorship, it the customer who ultimately pays.
    The principle of “fair go”: You pay the fare and I’ll go.

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  5. margeryx says:

    The tradies need to take a tax deductible course in 4X4 driving. There was no way it was getting safely down that sandy ridge.

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  6. Bill O"Slatter says:

    DFOC summarizes all the issues nicely. “Bogo a no go” Yeah !
    However Barra hasn’t been mentioned much lately ( not even for the truly luminescent Ferris wheel ) so I offer this modest decomposition.
    ” A pome in no movement” :
    Ad said it would go
    Bogan Barras’ no movement
    Hilux lifestyle

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  7. Bill O"Slatter says:

    Errato the clown says last line should be
    Hiluxury style

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  8. Rolly says:

    But it did, margeryx, it did.
    I think that the driver had probably had a fair bit of practice at driving in abnormal conditions and was just testing out his new modifications.

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  9. Ljuke says:

    Ah Forrestfield,

    Memories recur of wasted nights, wasted, wandering the streets, bottle of bourbon in one hand, bottle of cola in the other. Swig from one, swig from the other, then gargle.

    Somebody’s mate (whom they work with at Coles) is bringing his Commodore to the McDonald’s carpark, that we may gaze upon it’s eight cyllinders and dream of a time in which we will get our own driver’s licences.

    Let’s egg some houses.

    My youth was definitely time well spent.

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  10. Bento says:

    You forgot the can-bongs at Hartfield Park, and chucking stuff over fences in the laneways.

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  11. Ljuke says:

    Bento! A fellow fieldian?

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  12. Bento says:

    I lived in the hills, but indulged my darker desires with like-minded Forrestferals.

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