Got the nail polish GI blues

Someone (Cookster?) submitted a shot of this child mannequin in other clothes a long post past, but the little fellow stopped me in my tracks with his current costume last week. Is there someone who would buy a US Army outfit for their child? And would they be the same type of person to paint the toenails of their 4 year old?

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Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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7 Responses to Got the nail polish GI blues

  1. Grrr's avatar Grrr says:

    That mannequin needs Chairman Mao’s Little Red Book – stat.
    Or maybe Chairman Meow’s book.

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  2. flynn's avatar flynn says:

    In the states, the complete set includes a sub-machine gun and a lipstick.

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  3. Orbea's avatar Orbea says:

    Sarah Palin’s grandkiddy?

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  4. Vic Demised's avatar Vic Demised says:

    Orbea @ 3 -you could be on to something. The webbed toes are a giveaway.

    PS -I deny having slept with Sarah Palin.

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  5. Johnny Nonation's avatar Johnny Nonation says:

    Sure – there’d be plenty of child-soldiers willing to die for that look. Where do my kids sign up?

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  6. Cookster's avatar Cookster says:

    TLA – not sure if that’s one of my manequins… not eastern european looking enough. Mine were the child brides in Beaufort Street. But I don’t think they’re around anymore, the Beaufort Street Bloggers ate the little blighters,,, a nice chianti, fava beans…

    For what it’s worth, The Perth Files is getting a mention on 720 ABC tomorrow at 7.15am… at about the time that TLA drains his fifth bottle of Wolves and Teh ‘Rage butts out his last herring for the night.

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  7. David Cohen's avatar David Cohen says:

    Mate, with last-minute Media Ball conniptions, sniping at daylight saving zombies and knocking back job offers from Obama, I’ll still be up – so I’ll listen with great interest….

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