Grotty Grotto

It really sends out the wrong message to potential burglars when you leave your grotto empty. At least leave a massive Tiny Pinder donger running when you’re not there. A nice statue of Deff Geoff Gallop, or even a massive arsed aborigine would work well here. Highgate

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Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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11 Responses to Grotty Grotto

  1. David Cohen's avatar David Cohen says:

    I love the word grotto, not least because it rhymes with Rotto, blotto and sotto-voce.

    Perhaps this is a huge, uncompleted pizza oven?

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  2. With the large avatar i can finally see that yours is a jetty

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  3. forkboy's avatar forkboy says:

    Highgate grotto hell
    Hookers humping kerb crawlers
    in concrete love nest

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  4. forkboy's avatar forkboy says:

    or

    Highgate grotto hides
    Hookers humping kerb crawlers
    in concrete love nest

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  5. Snuff's avatar Snuff says:

    Well if nobody else is going to say it, then I might as well. Grotesque.

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  6. skib's avatar skib says:

    Looks like there’s two eyes of something unnatural peering out of the darkness.

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  7. I saw a vision of the Virgin Mary there just last week.

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  8. Turf's avatar Turf says:

    I don’t really know what that is. I can tell you that it’s huge, ugly and bomb-proof.
    Is it on private or public land?

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  10. RodB's avatar RodB says:

    It reminds me of one of those temporary funerary places, where the dead are placed until their flesh rots away. Then the bones are collected and placed in the ancestral ossuary. Dinkum! These things exist!

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