…but why should we care? Clumsy language from the Public Transport Authority. I was grateful to learn of impending track work near Casa Cohen (although the light-sleeping Krazy Kym will be fretful) and appreciated the promise to make as little noise as possible. But then track infrastructure maintenance manager Bill Buckless says: “As someone who lives near the Urban Electrified Rail Network, I hope you continue to enjoy the benefits of travelling on our fast and reliable service.”
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You could insert anything at the start of that sentence.
As #someone who enjoys being rogered silly by hairy men#, I hope you continue to enjoy the benefits of travelling on our fast and reliable service
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Gimlet-eyed, his love of prising humour from dangling modifiers continued unabated.
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Perceptive and succinct, I literally appreciated that commented comment.
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Clearly he was promoted due to the the appropriateness of his name for ensuring the track has less buckles, rather than his letter writing.
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Track Infrastructure Maintenance Manager – some call me TIM.
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…and he is broke
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Fewer buckles?
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…no, you’re right, less buck for his bang…
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Now we know what is doing in his spare time, letter writing!
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