I usually try to stay away from Kiwi sheep rooting jokes, but sometimes they just make it impossible to avoid. This obviously is the fantasy. The reality likely to be a bit more gumboot based. You’d actually think they like the attention that accusations of sheep rooting brings. I say worst for making me descend to this type of joke. Shame Icebreaker, shame. Icebreaker make some good shirts though. You may also want to check out their ewetunes on the site.
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Holy fuck.
There are no words.
I’ve got nothing, either.
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Horny bastards them rams
This one would certainly make a ewe turn.
This is the Kiwi National Opera performing “Flight of the Bumble Ewe” . Will be at the Festival of Perth in February ( special performance at the Ling).
I was planning to visit NZ next month … now I’m not so sure.
A new take on giving head (Kiwi style) ?
Size matters, to Jim, TLA.
To quote from the John Carpenter film THE THING…
“Ewe gotta be fucking kidding?”
Stu. Very good place to visit.
I do like the way that the Ram’s curtains and drapes seem to be fully matched out, bro. Filth.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he had flystrike.
This is perfectly fine, because as all Kiwis know, it’s actually you Aussies who are the true sheep-fanciers (see MacArthur, J). All those Kiwis-are-sheep-shaggers jokes actually started life as Aussies-are-sheep-shaggers jokes.
Dags, nobody mentioned dags…ewe joking !!!
Mulesing. Nobody has made a mulesing comment, although LA’s passing reference to flystrike was padded out to leg slip.
Seriously disappointed, peeps.
Bradley, that may be perfectly true, but you seem to be revelling in it. At least we try and keep our sheep rooting quiet.
Brad this ironical comment attributed to Gen John Monash during WW1 about the Kiwi fighting forces
“They are our mates, a corker bunch and not a sheep shagger among them.”
No reflection on Vic D but it seems confirmed the Kiwi gals like a bloke with a sheep’s head.
If the rest of him is like his left hand, she’ll probably require some sort of reverse mulesing procedure after.
Two words – wool pubes.
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It is a great campaign and I doubt that brown-nosers like Australians could produce something that gutsy. Shame on you, orange dust eaters!!!
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