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Comrade Hilton

US election latest: socialist Paris Hilton won’t confirm she was working on a sex tape to boost the chances of Bernie ‘Feel the Bern’ Sanders before he pulled out of the race to the White House. Thanks Comrade Bento for … Continue reading

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“That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout” – Bento

I had a deal with reality TV, which lasted for the first few years of the genre. I would agree to watch the show, and genuinely take an interest in the contestants’ fortunes for the duration of the show, on … Continue reading

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