Dust Off

Yes, its terrible, but isn’t just about every approved grave as well? Your machine carved Mary’s and no better hand carved Josephs and lambs.  I’m inclined to say fuck off monumental audit officer! Why is there even such a job?  Why can’t I have such a job? No. Let it be. Suffer the little children yeah? There’ll be a grave place activation officer next. Parklets. No. Seriously. Fuck off grave wankers. It’s fine.  Guildford. Yes the same Guildford of the 24 hour licensed Maccas. It’s fine. Leave it. 

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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8 Responses to Dust Off

  1. rottobloggo's avatar rottobloggo says:

    Should you really be laughing? It’s a grave matter.

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  2. Rong1's avatar Rong1 says:

    Illegal monumental erections are punishable by a death sentence.

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  3. Zuben's avatar Zuben says:

    A warning AND a threat ?

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  4. Unknown's avatar Rolly says:

    The likes of Masters (dec.) and other provisioners to the DIY cult should create a big fuss about this anti free trade abhorrence.
    Could it be that the propietor of the only local ‘Monumental Mason’ is on the Council?

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  5. Sir Bill International's avatar Sir Bill International says:

    RIP Mainie. Was it 2006 when they won the flag ? It seems like yesterday.

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