What a relief! Something on teh WAToady means I can avoid moderating Frank’s ranting! They have put up a yarn about allegedly stolen champagne (“expensive alcoholic beverage”). They got it from the cops’ Twitter – but don’t report which types of bubbly were stolen! (If they’d read the POST, they’d know it was Bollinger, and Veuve Clicquot). And – teh Toady have illustrated the report with a pic of a bottle of Egly-Ouriet! Who even drinks that these days? Where is the Peppy Grove Wanker when you need him/her? 
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Diddums. I’m a prosecco man, myself.
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I’ve got a loverly bunch of coconuts.
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Prosecco is played, Frank. The young people tell me Amaretto sour is the drink du jour at Fringe.
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Bring back Bodega !
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For sheer audacity Drunken Graham’s Blackbui was hard to beat.
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Tried a Kalimotxo? Better than you’d think.
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I haven’t seen that on the Elba wine list.
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I did ask, but apparently Caltex secured sole WA distributorship rights
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I could not care for whatever is du jour… whatever was an obscurity six months ago probably can now be found in any ol’ chain liquor store in deep suburbia. Also should be stocked at a pharmacy wherever the condoms and lube are kept, such is the wankering about that goes on there.
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As usual Rotto missed the story. Strictly Stone’s Green Ginger Wine man m’self.
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It makes an excellent pina colada though in truth it s a girl s drink !
Not every bottlo stocks it …
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There’s a reason for that.
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