Are there trolley police? By WG. Innaloo.
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The Worst of Perth 
Must have a chip on their shoulder
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Discrimination against caterpillar mono-brows?
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Save it for the monobrow
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It’s because the spudshed trolleys don’t have the attachments on the wheels to hold them in place on the travelator…
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Or is it because they are childlike, superstitious and lazy?
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Both explanations are equally likely
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Trolleyist.
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No its becuase of the prejudice against SupaNigas.
http://tinyurl.com/SSaSupaNigas
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I have a dream that my trolley will one day live in a nation where it will not be judged by the attachments on its wheels but by the content of its basket.
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There’ll be a right Royal Blue before that day.
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It doesn’t make sence!
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Je suis un chariot
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Ask not what your trolley can do for you. Ask what you can do for your trolley.
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Travelator is Latin, from the verb Travelate [pronounced like the coffee, latte] and is conjugated
travelo travelas travelant travelamus travelatus travelant. You often hear it spoken in the better class of shopping centres like Claremont, while in Mandurah they think it refers to the movies The Travelator 2 and Travelator the Prequel
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Did they even bother to ask the trolleys what they wanted? No. I’m tellin ya one day we’ll push them around once too often and…
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We will decide who gets on the travelator and the circumstances in which they can get on.
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Ah…the trolleys used by the Spudshed don’t meet Australian Standard 3457b, which means the wheels are slightly larger, increasing the probability of wheel jam, metal fatigue, and operational hazard. Or it could be a plot against our Potato Hero.
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I was told the other day by somebody in retail that Galati is the biggest vegetable grower in the state and supplies something like 60% of the veggies sold by Coles and Woolies in Perth.
The Spudshed stores simply take the leftovers and the produce that doesn’t make supermarket grade, and the idea that he is in competition with the supermarkets is a furphy.
Galati’s media image as a monobrow neanderthal is simply that – a marketing exercise – and the man is apparently a very canny and ruthless operator, xxxxxxxxxx
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That would explain all the sycophantic press he gets, I’ve wondered about that.
I do have sympathy with pissing off the potato marketing guild though.
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The Luigi Savadamoni of his generation.That’s not a monobrow , that’s two potato caterpillars.
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Or a Murphy?
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Why do I have to be Murphy. Why can’t I be obrien?
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Communist.
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How has this not been amended by, erm … troll s ?
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We often forget the contribution shopping trolleys have made to our popular culture. Who could forget the gay Trolley Bergere, the immortal Buddy Trolley and Little Richard’s Good Golly Miss Trolley? Then there’s our very own Once a Trolley Swagman and of course the ubiquitous Trolleywood
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For he’s a trolley good fellow!
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I was there today, the escalator that goes up to the room was broken – both sides were immobile, and only the left one was open to pedestrian use. They had a security guard telling people they could bring any trolleys on what was left, and that they would have to go around the long way and use the elevator. Karma?
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So you had to physically push your trolley of free potatoes?
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Never look a gift potato in the mouth.
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Well the Weekend Worst never made it up the travelator, its sad little wheels ASA 3457b non compliant and its delicate gift wrapped free, I tell you free, potatoes untouched. Too many caterpillars ?
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‘Bout the only good laugh I got from a bit of Seinfeld stand-up was when he was talking about the frustration of being on an airport travelator behind a impassable bunch of muppets who aren’t walking along as it operates.
“IT’S NOT A RIDE!”
Damn straight, Jerry.
I couldn’t decide whether to put this link here or in the Cookie Monster “NOM-NOM-NOM!” discussion one post above.
http://tinypic.com/m/io2e7q/2
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