This is seriously shitty. Not even I would wish something this bad on Cockburn nee Freo. What idiots chose yet another awful Smiths bronze? Along with another fucking sundial? Truly awful. Seen by Pete F.
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The Worst of Perth 
“A vulnerable young sailor leaving home to join a ship”.
Well, at least they got that part right – after the evidence we’ve had lately, about sailors farewells involving vegemite lube, rubber chickens, deep heat, and arse-raping.
Kind of makes Casuarina look like an abstinent monks retreat, as compared to Navy life, doesn’t it?
They should have the sailor positioned with a permanently worried look, looking back over his shoulder.
Navy life obviously lends a whole new meaning to the soldiers advice – “watch my back!”.
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Royal Australian Navy HMAS Leeuwin welcomes vulnerable recruits
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The writer of that piece is on his knees and noshing away. Marvellous display of suckocockancy. The amazing physics defying gnomon is the pearl necklace happy ending.
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They saw the John Curtin bronze, and still went with them for this abortion?
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If that bloke is young then he’s had a hard life. Needs some Botox.
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Initially I thought it was an early April fools joke or something to do with Rosh Hashanah – is pranking part of new year?
But for half a million heading to 1.3 surely they could do better. What about the kid who did the fish bike rack at N.cott primary, he’s not that busy.
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Like droppings on the sea of mortality.
http://www.smithsculptors.com.au/
I just hope that noted male hysteric , Sir Tone, is there for the opening.
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Thanks for the link, Sir Bill. Now I know who to blame for those fucking Kalamunda gumnuts.
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So sad.
Remember: The people who jigged this gig are our elected representatives.
During a period of fiscal restraint!?!
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Fiscal restraint to politicians and councillors means only spending $377,000 on their office fitout, instead of $379,000.
Fiscal restraint means flying business class instead of first class when you go to Europe with your partner for that Govt-approved “inspection and report on tourism advances”.
Fiscal restraint means spending only $1.26M on a bronze statue of yourself outside Bettys Quay, instead of the $3.46M originally planned.
Fiscal restraint means reducing pensions and pensioner concessions by stealth and connivance, while you steadily increase your own allowances …
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They are being urged to buy a couple of the hyper realist paintings (bielby etc). Those would actually go up in value. This. Not.
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Surely every Council in WA should have By-Laws passed against these useless talentless cunts?
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You can contact the turds here:
http://www.smithsculptors.com/Contact_us.html
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or contact these :http://www.australiansailormonument.com.au/
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No defence of his grand organ from DfoC? This was half the back page.
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Exactly. Fucking Outrage!
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Colon is quoted in today’s Worst as saying Winton is one of the world’s greatest literary talents.
I’m guessing the Emperor doesn’t read much.
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Can’t read. Can’t count. Dumb cunt.
http://www.abc.net.au/lateline/content/2005/s1311508.htm
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I have to say Deff Geoff Gallop went mental in a much more dignified way than Troy.
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Bike Rack. Much better.
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10 shreiks http://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/sep/23/the-riders-tim-wintons-novel-is-now-an-opera-with-a-few-surprises
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Am I the only one who thinks of The Princess Bride whenever she thinks of ROUS Head? (heh heh, “liddle people”)
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Now that you mention it
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He looks a bit like rough trade. Not that I’d know. Cough. Cough.
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Looks like he’s been sodomized to within an inch of his life…definately been around the Horn more times the he can remember.
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In fact let’s change the title of it to ‘The Australian Sodomy Monument’
“It depicts a vulnerable young sodomite about to embark on a voyage of discovery during which he gets the ride of his life! ;)”
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