Bentley. By Eddie.
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The Worst of Perth 
I like the balls. The balls are a nice touch.
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Mrs Bobbitt’s garden
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It’s been said a picture tells a thousand words, but I reckon there’s a backstory here this pic doesn’t capture.
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TLA’S really hitting his straps this week.
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You mean strap-ons?
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I assume so. Something in that vein.
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I think we have a weiner.
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At first glans I thought it had to be a Bristake
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Will that affect the registration process?
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Speed it up. It has set the bar for lawn registration.
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Nothing says ‘Registered Lawn’ like a set of cock and balls. Car Parkers beware.
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Looks like parkers interruptus may have been the problem in the first place..
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Transmogrified into rubber genitals? Sounds plausible!
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Is that where it went.
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Detachable penis………. I’m crap at putting in links. Snuff, do you think you could find that song? It used to air on JJJ in the late 90’s.
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Like a David Lynch movie Plonka, the weapon discarded in the rush up the road.
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Yes, there is a surreal quality to the whole scene.
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It’s a bit like that tooheys extra dry add………..but different.
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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=detachable+penis
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Thanks Sir Bill, that’s the one.
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Where I live we put bbq’s, prams, chairs and the like on the verge if we don’t want them anymore. They’re far more generous and open minded in Bentley.
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Pixilated plates are “country” btw.
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Oh, so it was trying to get out of the cuntry.
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Looks like it succeeded.
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Or could it be that we are witnessing evolution in progress here? Has it budded off from the lager, parent dick that dwells within? Humans that have been forced to develop asexual reproduction because they are too stoned to get off the couch and find a mate.
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Hey!
Lighten up.
The photos, that is.
Or is it another not-so-subtle attempt at censorship; intending that the fading visual acuity of aging persons should not clearly identify such abhorrent objects and be shocked into telephoning the local radio station to complain??
FAIL
(Not that I’m complaining ;) )
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Or “Break Me Shake Me”. Also by Savage Garden.
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Phillip Nitschke’s favorite song is “we’re all making plans for Nigel”.
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Leads me to think of the Savage Garden hit Truly Madly Deeply.
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You make a valid point, although given the subject matter, who would want to hang around to get the lighting right?
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Is Eddie a postie? Did he knock twice?
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So THAT’s where my towbar decoration went to!!
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What if the house owner has no knowledge of this item in his/her garden? Perhaps a passer-by tossed it in there!
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Indeed. Although the country licence plates makes it more likely that the pranker was closer to home.
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Hi ho, hi ho, it’s up your arse we go.
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