Nothing like an open fire on a cold Winton night eh?
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The Worst of Perth 
What have we become?
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Discriminating.
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Warmer. We have become briefly warmer.
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Scheiße Bücherverbrennung
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I see Tim quite regularly in my local IGA. I feel guilty by association (with TWoP) every time I see him.
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is it a Supa (N)iga?
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Not a Supa, Last week we passed in the toiletries aisle, he was bemused by my son who was hunched down trying to see a fan in the rear of a fridge in the next aisle. I watched as he approached the toilet paper to see if he went for the recycled type but he passed on by.
Cue wiping arse with his books joke.
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do fans of Tim Winton hide in fridges? Do they wait for him to reach in for a frozen pizza and then grab his wrist and force him to sign a book?
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Force him to sign a copy of Joy Luck Club?
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Oi Tim. Sign my kindleing
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Is he buying cartons of frozen mini quiches?
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The temptation to shout “Phwooooaaar!” while hiding behind the poo tickets must be strong?
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quilted and perforated like old man Gangemi’s fishing jacket…
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I think doing *cough*Coetzee*cough* would get to him.
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And why is he in a shop? Doesn’t he just take the tinny out to get a feed of crays when he’s hungry? Wanker.
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That explains the ‘burley’ on the Customer Requests board.
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Fahrenheit 451. Just what you need at this time of year.
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Dirt music helped get the room to a cosy Fahrenheit 75 degrees. I’m happy with that.
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So you’re the reason he’s a bestseller
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