For god’s SAKE. Great Eastern Highway is so famous it gets the Wiki treatment – and yet our Flangemaster has not added it to the guide. Albany Highway is Bourbon Street, yet GEH still has nothing. It’s a fucking outrage. Especially when the route has such fine establishments like McKenzie’s Gentleman’s Club. 
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How about Great Eastern Whoreway? It ends up in Kalgoorlie after all. Or Whoreway to Hell?
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That’s GOLD, Plonka!
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Thanks, which one? Personally I like the Whoreway to Hell. I worked as a drillers offsider in my 20’s and spent a miserable 6 months living in Boulder.
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Driller’s offsider ? That’ll set NF#1’s flames in motion.
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She was only a driller’s offsides but you could hear her…
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She was only a driller’s offsides but you could give her a tool and she’d sink it?
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You hardly need me with this quality of material.
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Screaming Wombat’s Minja if anybody asks.
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Snigger, giggle. Funny you should say that Sir Bill, as I wrote it I wondered what NF#1 would have to say.
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And, I don’t get it, TLA? I’m sure it’s funny, just gone over my head.
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It’s a traditional form. She was only the fishmongers daughter, but she’d lay on the slab and say fillet. She was only the woodcutter’s daughter, but you could hear her ringbarking for miles… &cetera
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Oooohh. I’m with the programme now. I was pretty good on the fast feed lever too. But the drill bits were my favourite. We used to paint the flagged out ones pink. Nothing like a ute full of pink bits.
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Did you sometimes have to drill in the mud?
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Well, you know what they say, “When the river runs red, take the dirt track instead.” To answer that seriously, yes, yes I did. I also had to fire a shot in mud once with very bizarre results. The ground sort of went “flump” and then great columns of steam shot up about 60 metres……….. But you don’t really care about that do you?
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She was only a driller’s offsider, but she knew how to handle rods.
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I just realised that made me sound like a lesbian! I have nothing against lesbians, but as I am not one and I’m single, I feel it is wise to clarify that. I wouldn’t want to put NF#1 off.
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It would take more than lesbian fast feeders to put him off. Quite the contrary.
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Guffaw!
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so, you’re single… are you SURE you’re not a lesbian?
*hopeful look, at Plonka, and at the ute full of pink bits*
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He he he, yup, fairly sure. Maybe I’m sublimating? No, don’t think so. But, no issues with other peoples sexual orientations and gender identification. I’m evolved enough to realise that sex (in the context of gender) is ambiguous and that preference is just down to whatever floats your boat!
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I am certainly not a lesbian. Good DAY, madam.
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And to you! SIR!
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Actually, I’m confused. Does that mean you are a boat?
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Actually, I have an unrelated question for whoever would like to answer. I think I understand the geography when people talk about “The Western Suburbs”. They are the old money, long established places next to the coast, right? Places like Cottesloe, Mosman Park, Fremantle etc? Just realised I have more than one question. How far north and South does this definition go? I have trouble thinking of Cockburn in the context of a western suburb and Kwinana!? Also, how far inland does this area extend? Are places like Alfred Cove, Applecross and Booragoon considered as western suburbs?
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I have emailed you the POST Newspapers distribution map, which lists the western suburbs.
You will find Fremantle is not mentioned.
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Thanks, haven’t looked yet. It occurred to me after I wrote that, that Fremantle is not a suburb.
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And it’s as much a “city” as the fucken village of Vincent.
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Ahh, now I see. Cheers.
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Freo is a suburb Plonka, as is East, North and South Fremantles. Where North Freo meets Mosman Park is ‘western suburbs’ end.
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Yes, of course.
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Fremantle is a state of mind.
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Very soon Cockburn will be the new Fremantle, in much the same way the Fremantle became the new Cottesloe when the western suburbanites ran out of land and headed south. Like a virus.
Alfred Cove, Applecross & Booragoon are not western suburbs yet they desperately yearn to be part of it.They are the Gaza Strip of the western suburbs. They’re appealing to the United Nations to get their own edition of Scoop Magazine, so they don’t feel so marginalised.
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My Ghast is Flabbered.
Subject = “Gentlemans” club, (had to think about an apostrophe there, but omitted one due to lack of certainty as to its correct placement) and the comments have wandered into the field of female sexual preferences.
Not to mention the site’s potential as a dating forum.
Will such deviations never end?
From the topic; not the straight and narrow. (Of minds, that is.)
I shall have to spend the rest of the day trying to unflabber.
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Enough about furry cup drinkers: do you have a name for GEH that can be added to the Street Guide to Perth Worsts?
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Is it true that the lounge bar at The Basso is called “Rugs a Million”?
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or is it “Munchers”? I forget.
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I hope they have a licker licence.
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Didn’t someone refer to it as the FIFObahn some time ago?
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Wouldn’t that make it the DIDObahn?
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This is the closest we’ve had, so you may claim it.
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Oh, it was me! How clever.
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Sorry…….. Don’t know what else to say. Um, I did try and address the initial subject and then it all seemed to get a bit out of hand!
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Or if you could somehow fly in and drive out it could be the FIDObahn. Or if you were driving, but running a bit late it could be the drive in late, drive out bahn.
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I’ll just shut up now.
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*sigh*
Worst. Dating. Site. Ever.
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Suns jerseys factory. cheap jerseys at wholesale price and 100% quality guarantee. Rain slickers. Rain Maikers…
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We already have a rainmaker thanks.
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1 is too many 1000 is never enough
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Suns Jerseys Factory makes Rain Maikers? Mixed messages dude.
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The feather boa was problematic:
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