Outrage Sunday 149 artefact

Amazing Guildford find: the oldest Superdry stubby uncovered by the train line. Carbon dating hints it may have been used in a 1931 pub glassing, which will re-write the history books. It’s a good thing park’n’riders are being slugged $2 a day from next week: the funds will go to discovering more historic objects.

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16 Responses to Outrage Sunday 149 artefact

  1. Rong1 says:

    Is this where Transperth will be building the out-houses for Guildford Station?

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  2. Plonka says:

    That is the out house. Funding cuts. They had to make it a short drop instead.

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  3. juantrak says:

    I’d like to know if they found a dwarf Egyptian King’s sarcophagus there. After all, they found a Pommy King buried under a bitumenised car park, so why couldn’t Guildford have an Egyptian King buried there?
    Those ancient Gyppos had plenty of slaves to row here, didn’t they?
    This find could put Guildford on the world map, and make it famous for more than craft stalls at the Town Hall.
    A 4000 yr old Gyppo King find at Guildford, could make that 250 yr old Territorian cannon find, look positively passe.

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  4. Dave says:

    Wait, does this make us future cunts?

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  5. Plonka says:

    You’re not going to believe this, but Tony Robbins is in town! He’s just down in Freo at the Army Mueseum as we speak! Maybe we could convince him to come and check out the Guilford find……..

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  6. Plonka says:

    He’s an enormous future vagina! I could never have predicted I would write a sentence like that, ever.

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  7. Plonka says:

    Actually, I feel bad now. I really like Tony Robbins. He’s not a vagina at all. I used to feel terribly sorry for him when he was Baldric. Wonder if he has the rest of the team with him? I can just imagine the dood with the floppy hat climbing in the hole and exclaiming “bogan rubbish!”.

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  8. juantrak says:

    Tony Robbins? The only 2.01M bloke around, who could write a book entitled, “Awaken the Giant Within”. I need a copy, I’m only 1.63M.

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  9. Plonka says:

    Woops, yes i stand corrected Tony Robinson. How embarrassment! Tony Robbins…….Yes, personal power and all that wank.

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