Further progress on the search for the essential Perthness. Great example from Orbea. Girrawheen. Orbea Sez, “The focus was on the superb dead cocos and hose pipe. But then the scene
got bigger. The rollershutters. The limestone wall. The carefully tended
registered lawn. The super six cement fibre fence at a lean. The
second dead cocos. The dead hillshoist. The dead snails glued the the
limestone.”
Beautiful.
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Renovator’s Dream. Has potential to become a Meth Lab. Location Location Location
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Thinf is a renovator could really do somehting with it.
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Don’t xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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WTF? That’s not what I said!
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He!
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Need to be a little careful.
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The desolateness of it all…. I don’t think I can go on.
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And of course the relentless blue skies…
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You know you are doing it tough when your cocos dies. It’s the Perth equivalent of that bit in ET when his finger stops glowing.
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I quite like the discarded beer bottle at front fence right. Nice touch.
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Some may say it was placed there, I couldn’t possibly comment
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Sublime.
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Lattice, motherfuckers.
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Wallbox aircon in pride of place, minimalist carport,
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That limestone wall is a deathtrap for drunks.
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Superb. Where is the door?
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Entrance via tunnel.
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I think they generally just climb in the windows in that part of town.
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Love the Tuscan black gutters and presence of those Girra white snails.
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Gizza wizza by the rizza.
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Same front verge.
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‘Look, a haunted staircase!’
Perth people stare at escalators with a bemused expression like native Americans seeing the first steam locomotive.
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/escalator-not-at-fault-as-perth-passengers-injured-in-pileup-20140209-329hl.html
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Telethon Mega Bingo!
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Missed opportunity for a Darwin Award.
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Perth. Can’t drive. Can’t park. Can’t ride escalators.
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Stopping at the bottom of an escalator? Spinal damage is too good for ’em.
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“Now which way do we need to go Dot?”
“Arrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhh”
“Dot?”
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Word at the water cooler is that some of the duffers are now suing the PTA.
Curious minds need to know – really? Would anyone…?
?
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