Cock-burners are apparently livid that they are being merged with…who now? The vibrancy black hole of Freo? Cobo? Sofro? In any case, Cock. By Hugh Jass.
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Speaking of which:
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/perth-woman-sues-deli-owner-after-drinking-sperm-from-bottled-water-20131219-2znnw.html
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Oh come on.
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Hey, we live in an age where Piers Ackerman thinks it’s perfectly legitimate to have a spray at Peppa Pig for being a militant lesbo feminist. Don’t blame me if Fairfax Media is sourcing its stories from the Bell Tower Times (WA’s most trusted news source).
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Competing closely with TWOP, of course.
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“Hmmm” thought Alicia, absent-mindedly screwing the cap back on her bottle of Evian. “This water tastes like jizz”.
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Where was this “deli”?
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Dianella, which in itself sounds like a water-borne disease
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Continental Deli obviously.
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needle dick
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If it wasn’t for your explanation I would have assumed this was another road safety message for the festive season, aimed at distracted drivers.
More relevant to long-distance truckers, perhaps.
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Unlikely, given the current Minister for Transport.
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Summarise ,in a way that makes logical sense, what he intends to do with the tunnel boring machine. OOh, OOh my big machine.
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Fuck it.
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Land values and cost of site works mean it is not even feasible to install a cellar in Forrestfield, but somehow it makes sense to tunnel all the way to Bayswater? Nice try Troy.
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Fully Funded, Fully Costed. Just ask the liars.
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if the sign was referring to Troy it would read “HANDS OFF, COCK”
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