Outrage Sunday 118 Aliens Ate My Chemtrails

Posted on October 13, 2013 by rottobloggo

Rob Hartland is onto something. He records UFOs from his Darlington balcony. He estimates some of them travel at nearly 16,700kph. Why are they here? “It is possible that craft like these are cleaning up or neutralising the chemical/biological agents in the chemtrails,” Mr Hartland says. eatingchemtrailsThis is not a Big Mac on fire. It’s a “fast-moving disc-shaped craft…that appears to be releasing white spheres”. releasingwhitespheresOf course the Main Stream Meedja did its best to subtly cast aspersions on Mr Hartland (“(he) said he had no history of mental illness or drug taking”) – but the Truth will emerge. What does it all mean? Mr Hartland helpfully has links here. For example: “Before long, Disclosure will take place, but do not expect it to be far reaching in the initial stages. It will take time to peel away the secrecy that abounds where anything concerns Extraterrestrials and UFO’s. However, once the truth starts to come out, the floodgates will open where we are concerned and our past contacts that have been made with you. It will take time to release the truth about your Government’s involvement with the Greys, and their use of advanced technology given to them. Our main desire is that our presence is officially admitted, with the assurance that at all times our contact has been peaceful with a view to helping Humanity. We live by the Light and have observed the protocol and Laws of God in our dealings with you. You frequently see our craft and often in great numbers as we continue our cleansing of your atmosphere, and keep our eyes upon those who are still determined to cause trouble.” 3030874See you at the State Library next Sunday, October 20, for a vital event. 10am-4pm, one hour break, $40, tea, coffee and biscuits provided. “For most people, the question of whether or not we are alone in the universe is a mere philosophical musing — something of academic interest but of no practical importance. Even evidence that we are currently being visited by non-human advanced life forms seems to many to be an irrelevancy in a world of global warming, crushing poverty and the threat of war. In the face of real challenges to the long-term human future, the question of UFOs, extra-terrestrials and Secret government projects is a mere sideshow, right?…………… Wrong — catastrophically wrong!”

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30 Responses to Outrage Sunday 118 Aliens Ate My Chemtrails

  1. Shazza says:
    October 13, 2013 at 6:36 am

    “The truth will set you free. Remember that the truth is there, before you, HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT. Think of this as you journey to enlightenment and freedom. Send love and light to each other. Come together as never before and nothing can stop you.”

    How disappointed I am to learn aliens use all caps, trite slogans and poor english to communicate. I for one do not welcome our overlords if theyre going to carry on like an average Aussie. This is all too FIFO (see what I did there) for my liking.

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  2. goyougoodthing says:
    October 13, 2013 at 10:04 am

    You have to admire these people, whom or whatever they are.

    http://wispyclouds.net/photographing-craft.html

    On Earth, one person gets in car that could fit a family if five elephants to drive a couple of hundred metres down to the shops. They’ve travelled through the vastness of the universe in a ship the equivalent size of a Ford Escort.

    I wonder if it has a Holo-cassette-deck

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  3. orbea says:
    October 13, 2013 at 12:03 pm

    “Update: In late May 2013 I purchased a new camera, a Nikon D600 with a Nikon 28-300 mm lens. I have been looking forward to seeing how it would improve the resolution of these craft (UFOs) when captured on images as it has a 24 megapixel/full-frame sensor. Unfortunately, something is preventing me getting quality images of these craft with this camera. Perhaps it is the Nikon sensor or the anti-aliasing filter or something else. Until I can sort out the problem, the Sony camera appears to be a far better performer for this purpose.”

    To paraphrase – cheap shitty Sony compact camera with a fucked CMOS gets image anomalies that I think are aliens. Slightly less shitty Nikon SLR with better CMOS doesn’t get image anomalies that I think are aliens.
    The Canon is better.
    What a fucktard

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  4. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:
    October 13, 2013 at 2:11 pm

    I would have greater respect for Mr Hartland if he did have an extensive history of drug taking and mental illness. Without this and living in Darlington just makes him out to be some kind of wiredo.

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  5. billoslatter says:
    October 14, 2013 at 8:55 am

    For the smelll of craziness in the air in the morning. Tim on his new novel Airy.
    [audio src="http://mpegmedia.abc.net.au/rn/podcast/2013/10/bst_20131014_0815.mp3" /]

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  6. kserasera says:
    June 26, 2014 at 3:57 pm

    we were camping in the front yard of our bush home block in the hills of perf. 8pmish, heads sticking out the tent, something weird is going on with the cats; are acting strange and so is the cow and dog….ten minutes later ; twenty meters away ten metres in the air, appears a large round spining light emiting circle (about fifteen metres wide)….it hovers for ten-twenty seconds and then moves across the sky fifty metres and then vanishes as quickly as it appears. a ufo no doubt ; human made? we wernt scared, suprised, excited, and shocked into silence. we never spoke of it again , until a year ago, when i asked my sister if she remembered this…our memory of it was the same…baffled. clearly displaying some kind of zero point feild energy capacity, early 1980’s….hmmm

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