I’m now a commended haiku writer as seen here! I have already adjusted my CV. The winners are here. Morning ginko anyone?
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Looks like a bad case of haiku cringe. Where are our Tim Wintons of haiku giving authentic voice to the anguish of existence in Perth – the poorly executed parallel park, the $5 cuppucino and stopping in the freeway merge lane for a gap in traffic?
I finger my pearls.
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Well snails chopped up by line trimmer is kind of perth winton isn’t it?
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You needed more fingered pearls to take out the big one
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I first read it as “fingered my parts”.
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…which would have worked better.
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congratulations
all of those are pretty good
you must be quite proud
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Nice work JJ
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Where’s the twist?
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the twist is, it was senryu
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Sure.
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