Septimus Roe with a Mother in Law tongue right up his scroll. You’re welcome. I guess he’s thinking “You know if we could clear all these natives and this Jarrah scrub, I could totally see a fucking Coffee Club here. “
Worst Talk
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
He’s got the biggest Aspidistra in the world.
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What about his doodhis ?
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Hang on: the bloke is 89 but he’s only been growing his massive doodhis for a year? How could they be the reason for his longevity? It doesn’t make sence.
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May be the wife’s secret ;)
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Please God No:
http://www.thewestlive.com.au/show-features/who-you-can-expect-to-see
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What’s wrong with Fat Cat?
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Alston is a satirist?
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Heh heh – Broadside at Broadfield?
“Rob is a self-proclaimed old fashioned drinker, journalist, columnist, and restaurant critic.”
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any cat not wearng a collar and a bell should be considered feral and euthanized.
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They need microchips, now. Could be hard to find it in Fat Cat…
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just run him over a checkout scanner, see if he beeps.
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Isn’t that pretty much what vets do with strays that are brought in?
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And what is this event, anyway?
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It’s a page that keeps on giving – who wrote these bios? Was it a bumbling fool or some twisted genius? “fifth most trustworthy Australian” is something for the CV, or the pool room…
“Dr Harry Cooper is known as Australia’s favourite vet and is famous all around Australia, loved by millions of TV viewers and once voted the fifth most trustworthy Australian.”
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I’m sure Macca on a sunday morning is more trustworthy.
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I had to go and look. Teh West carefully state that Harry was ‘once voted the fifth’, because in the most recent poll he has slipped to ninth, but still ahead of Quentin Bryce, Laurie Oakes and Kerry O’Brien.
Kerry Stokes languishes in 61st place, down among James Hird, Grant Hackett, Eddie McGuire, and Karl Stefanovic. That’s a sleazeball top five right there.
http://www.readersdigest.com.au/australias-most-trusted-people-2013
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No Zoltan?
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Zoltan and Nurry are appearing at a companion event: ‘West Barely Alive.’
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but banana’s tho http://blogs.watoday.com.au/peptalk/2008/07/is_that_a_banan.html
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The West Live. Don’t be the one to miss out when a little one says, “Grand Dad, where were you when the newspapers died?”
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And the description of Teh Worst and its editor – emphasising that newspaper folk are born, not made? And if Teh Worst is a mirror to the fine folk of TWOP, at least…?
“Brett McCarthy
A newspaper editor of the highest pedigree, Brett McCarthy has been editor of The West Australian since 2009. …
Brett is a family man and is very involved in his local community. Under his leadership, The West Australian has tapped into the West Australian community and reflects the interests and aspirations of the people of this great state.”
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If he’s “of the highest pedigree” can he be euthanased in favour of the next in line taking his “throne”?
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They shoot horses, don’t they?
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He’s in a one horse race
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it is noteworthy that the couple who placed fourth in a crappy reality TV DIY show are headlining above anyone that works at the West. Perhaps because they are the only ones under 50 that photograph well.
When Brett says the newspaper has ‘tapped into the WA community’ he clearly thinks our entire society is made up of home owners over 50 interested in home renovation, gardening, travel, pets and cooking.
Nobody who reads Teh West would be interested in news and current affairs then, eh Brett?
or the arts?
or even sport? surely you could have got Barra along, if only to test the recipes?
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my mistake – Barra is there.
and Basil Zempilas, who would probably show up even if he wasn’t invited.
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