Reacharound

OK, who is the clown that did this? I’m trawling the bestseller types, seeing if there are any of them worth reading. Kellerman – largely crap. James Lee Burke, risible Wintoning. This is the first Jack Reacharound I have read. Starting off OK, but they all do. Yes you Stieg Larsson. I am a little puzzled though. Isn’t there a Jack Reacher film with Tom Cruise? Reacher describes himself as a big guy 6 feet 5 inches tall. A full three feet taller than Cruise. In any case, this vandalism is how Nazi Germany started.reacher

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14 Responses to Reacharound

  1. skink says:

    yes, there’s a Tom Cruise movie. The worst piece of miscasting since Tom Hanks,Bruce Willis and Melanie Griffith in Bonfire of the Vanities.

    or Sly Stallone as Dredd

    or Nicole Kidman in anything

    Peter Bradshaw will tell you how jaded that Reacharound gag is:
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/dec/20/jack-reacher-review

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  2. skink says:

    and I recommend trying to hunt down Tony Martin’s piece on Lee Child.
    It used to be on Scrivener’s Fancy, but that’s been taken down. Has since been re-posted on other sites

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  3. Ljuke says:

    To be fair, Tom Cruise also describes himself as six foot five.

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